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Lunchtime #humour - Next round of resumes will have such highlights:
- Extremely good with virtual instruction as featured skill
- Having a home with (soundproof) workstation or separate study room
- Full time house-help
- 2 broadband connections, mobile network booster

1/6
- High NDA trust score: like cibil score, there would be a data security/trust score that will reflect on each CV.
- can talk in the same tone even if woken up by call.
- can initiate, organize and come live on an online meeting in just 17 seconds.

Contd... 2/6
Future interviews be like:
- Your kid is crying, your maid hasn't come, and you have to host a Zoom call: tell us your priorities!

Contd... 3/6
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Lunchtime #humour - My wife forced me to help her in the kitchen during #lockdown.

My Observations -

1. There is no stock ledger maintained. Procurement is not in line with provision factor. Purchase orders are placed verbally. Inventory maintenance is very poor.

Contd...1/5
2. There is no budgeting documents.
3. There is no indexing of products.
4. No bin cards were displayed.
5. No annual, monthly or quarterly stock taking has been carried out.

Contd... 2/5
6. No Inspection has been carried out for years. Most of the spoons and plates are of wrong pattern and do not match with the original part number.
7. No procedure of Inventory valuation.
8. Weighing scales non existing.
9. No handing over /taking over files maintained.

... 3/5
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Après le podcast "Le monde romain... ou les mondes romains", de carbone 14 @LeSalonNoirFC @franceculture (shorturl.me/SlVTJhv), un thread sur la romanité : c’est quoi être un Romain pour un Romain ? des débuts de Rome à la chrétienté, un thread pour la #teamRomains ! ⬇️
L’étude du monde romain, à tous les niveaux, est souvent altérée par un romano-centrisme. En effet, les auteurs romains écrivent du point de vue romain pour vanter les mérites romains de leur monde romain. Quid des autres populations ?
Pour parler de Romains, il nous faut remonter à son mythe fondateur : celui de Romulus et Rémus et de la création de la ville dans l’année théorique de 753 av J.-C. Très vite, les Romains durent composer avec leurs voisins directs : les Sabins.
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On defining #creativity @rexjung :

Distinct from #intelligence – a superhighway; #creativity as a slow meandering process down dirt road / side road

Must be both #novel and @useful – beyond simple #utility – something #new within a social context. Unexpected links ✨🤓✨
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Interesting movies and TV shows on finance and markets.
One such show is Billions. Check out!
A battle between U.S. Attorney and a hedge fund king.
imdb.com/title/tt427049…

Comment your movie/show of your choice.

#OFFTOPIC
A group of investors bet against the US mortgage market. (2008 crisis)
imdb.com/title/tt159636…
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Qu’est-ce-que ça donnerait si la #science se faisait devant un #tribunal ?

Ce thread reprend une conversation humoristique, les participants seront mentionnés à la fin.
#thread #science #justice #humour
Ce thread n’a aucune prétention à l’exactitude : les découvertes scientifiques abordées sont extrêmement vulgarisées et le fonctionnement du tribunal y est caricatural.
Juge : Monsieur Einstein, vous comparaissez devant cette cour car vous affirmez que la gravité n’est pas une force d’attraction mais une propriété de la matière qui, je cite « déforme l’espace-temps ».
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📢 Le @HCEfh publie le "1er état des lieux du #sexisme en France".
Tous les propos et comportements, du + anodin au + violent, qui infériorisent ou humilient les femmes [même sous couvert d'humour] relèvent d'une même idéologie : le sexisme.
📌 Le rapport: bit.ly/2AOIt7l
Humour, injures, violences psychologiques et physiques : dans toutes ses manifestations, le sexisme est un phénomène massif. 4⃣ femmes sur 🔟 indiquent avoir dernièrement été victimes d’une injustice ou d’une humiliation du fait d’être une femme.
Pourtant, le #sexisme fait encore l'objet d'une grande tolérance sociale, souvent considéré comme une opinion ou un point de vue. Il n'est pas rare d'entendre un homme revendiquer d'être "misogyne".
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This poem has been written for @DisabilityJ

It is designed to be read aloud, ideally by @jarvisguidedog et al

I'll add words below for #visuallyimparied and a video will go up shortly with a reading

#accesible #church #differingability #christianity #christmas #poetry #poem
Heaven Obscured
Kneecapped, I’m kneecapped,
Here looking out,
Where few really see me,
Worshipping their doubts.

Just like you all, I have a father and mother,
I’ve been to school, been educated,
Played games with my sisters and brothers,
Yet here in church I feel denigrated!
You stand around with smiles on your frowns,
Grasping the Spirit, claiming God is all around,
The sermon well focused, all about our saviour,
And how you all do so well, loving your neighbour!
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