this is the future "conservatives" want
The army of broken Trump toys is pushing this fashy nonsense pretty hard rn, but the rest of them are more than happy to let this all play out and see where it goes
"if"
actual official statement from @tedcruz, who would presumably be taken seriously if he were to finally take a stand for sanity at some point
@marcorubio can't seem to be bothered to step away from Bible study to say anything about the violent revenge fantasies which have consumed his party
good to see @senatemajldr Mitch McConnell's priorities solidly grounded in a fake bad-faith attempt to create a scandal around a painfully necessary law enforcement investigation from 4 yrs ago as his party quietly waits for the inevitable acts of stochastic violence to kick off
Is it really just that hard to recognize that the guy who got 6 million more votes is the rightful winner? Also, how could any other country see our ruling party refusing to accept the results of an election they lost this badly and ever loan us money again
they could actually not do any of this, that's got to be an option
we go now live to a bucket of expired tapioca pudding for more
to be clear I'm not actually worried that any of this is going to work, but I am trying not to think too hard about what it all means that this has been centered firmly within the Overton window of acceptable responses to an election that you would have preferred not to have lost
just one of Trumpworld's leading voices mocking the one Republican anywhere who has actually pointed out that this kind of thing is bad and dangerous
literally all Trump had to say here was whoa hey, okay, hold up I never meant for things to go that far--but he won't, bc he always did
the leading post on this thread is from this manifesto which the former natl security advisor to the President of the United States was promoting today calling for martial law in lieu of civil war--a thing which Rs are, once again, perfectly fine with

wethepeopleconvention.org/articles/WTPC-…
We're all living through a tsunami of shit rn but I guess I just thought you'd know we've reached the point at which the ruling party is okay with "martial law is better than civil war," so I guess all I'm saying is maybe just stop calling these pigfucks the "Grand Old Party"

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3 Dec
TODAY IN "WHAT PART OF 'LEGAL IMMIGRATION' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?"

More than 1 million ppl in the US with #TPS are now in a status so unclear that I have to provide lengthy letters simply to explain that it doesn't actually expire next month. USCIS is letting confusion reign here Image
And here in its entirety is everything that USCIS has provided to the public to "explain" the current status of #TPS for El Salvador, Haiti, and certain other countries. This is literally all that's keeping them from losing jobs, licenses, unemployment, etc during a pandemic. ImageImageImage
Imagine walking into HR, the DMV, or the unemployment office with a card which expires next month & the page below to try to explain that you are actually in lawful immigration status well past Jan. You'd be very fortunate to find anyone who'd read past the first few sentences Image
Read 6 tweets
2 Dec
Classic USCIS logic:

1) Govt fails to notify client of deportation order
2) Client learns of order 20 yrs later
3) Client discloses order in residency app & sworn statements confirming no prior knowledge
4) USCIS denies residency for "lying" re: deportation order she disclosed
this is an extremely abbreviated procedural history of a somewhat tortured case, but I promise you that really is the whole thing
there was no point at which she was aware of the order in which she even had an *opportunity* to lie and it would have made absolutely no sense to do that anyway. As I always tell my clients, any govt which can find a guy in Yemen w/a drone can figure out your immigration history
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27 Nov
watching competent adults confront the untrammeled lunacy of Trumpworld is almost as good as the Thanksgiving leftovers I'm enjoying while reading today's 3rd Circuit smackdown
"godspeed & good luck with that cert petition, kids"
tens of millions of Americans may spend the rest of their lives believing that Trump was cheated out of a second term simply bc Trump's legal team has been publicly saying that everywhere--well, everywhere but in any actual court, anyway
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18 Nov
I chose an extremely unprofitable field of law in which I knew that I might not be able to fully repay my student loans for decades (if at all). I now drive a $900 car, got lucky on a great mortgage, buy 1 pair of shoes/yr... and am still only paying down interest on my loans.
AFAIK I don't have many lawyers who make more than $100K in my immediate circles, & frankly those who do typically aren't working with the ppl who most need counsel. Canceling a chunk of our debt would be one of the best things this country could do for free/low-cost legal aid
all I'm really trying to say here is that I am happy to provide @michaelbd with fifteen years of my student loan statements on the entirely reasonable condition that he agrees to shove every one of them all the way up his ass

Read 4 tweets
9 Nov
Niz-Chavez in #SCOTUS today:

SOTOMAYOR: may I interest you in another copy of the opinion I already wrote on this 2 yrs ago
GORSUCH: what she said
KAGAN: can I maybe draw you a diagram, or
BREYER: how about following the law as written, have you tried that

KAVANAUGH: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kavanugh's position in non-legal terms:

It's totally fine for a restaurant to give you 1/2 your bill at the table and send the other 1/2 along to your last known address at some point in the indeterminate future while also taking you to small claims court for the whole amount
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6 Nov
Vital reading from @DLind on Biden's most immediate immigration quandary. IMO ending #MPP & associated policies is already what Gitmo was for Obama: an easy promise to do the right thing @ enormous political cost w/no real political benefit

propublica.org/article/trump-…
Restoring and fully supporting #asylum at the southern border for the victims of our empire *is* the right thing, and we should accept nothing less. We just need to be real, as @DLind is here, re: just how politically and practically fraught this is. It's a whole lot of fraught.
To be absolutely clear, this is me committing to doing whatever I can to hold him to it and encouraging you to do the same. The war on asylum via #MPP/#safethirdcountry agmts is literally murderous, as bad as Trump policy got. It all has to go on Day 1--no delays, no excuses.
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