All we ask is that women with doctorates instead go by honorific of "sugar tits"
All we ask is that women with doctorates instead go by the honorific "so this dame thinks she's brainy"
All we ask is that women with doctorates don't call themselves doctors, because really that term is reserved for men. Maybe they can use "stuck up broad with her nose in a book" or something.
All we ask is that women with doctorates stop shoving it in everyone's face because no man is going to want to marry you if you're like that
Ask we all is that women who get their PhDs and men who lose elections do the exact same thing: Don't admit it.
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My husband found out that I have never seen Tombstone and now I'm watching Val Kilmer die of consumption.
Okay, so every white male actor from the 90s is in this. Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Billy Zane, Billy Bob Thorton.
Also, the romantic lead is ... Dana Delaney? Who has been given terrible dialogue.
Wyatt Earp's wife is an addict and this is stressing him out, but honestly it's not like there's another treatment for headaches in the late 1800s, give her a break.
Attention writers! Yeah, you. It looks like you have a story to tell.
I can see it, just itching to get out of you, pulling at the corners of your mouth and making your one eye not open properly because you're thinking about it.
It's time to do something about it.
"UGH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO, I'M HAPPY CONTORTING MY FACE IN AN EFFORT TO I IGNORE MY HEART."
No. Just no. You need to share it. Because all that weird itchiness you feel in your heart? It goes away when you start writing.
Don't get me wrong: it's deeply uncomfortable.
But not doing it is worse. Trust me on this. TRUST ME.
You're probably scared your work isn't good. And it might not be. But it can't get better until you make a first draft and revise it. You can't get it out of bad until you get it out of your head.
The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.
She becomes a sort of folk hero for the women of Gotham. She unleashes financial records for companies that don't compensate women properly. She blackmails cheaters and misogynists. She threatens the goddamn Patriarchy. It's terrifying and wonderful.
The Batman needs to stop her to restore the order of things, but on some level, he's conflicted. She's a villain. But she's right.
HELLO, I HAVE NEVER SEEN GAME OF THRONES AND I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU WHAT I THINK IT IS ABOUT BASED ON WHAT I HAVE LEARNED VIA OSMOSIS (a thread).
It takes place in olden dragon times, where everyone had the plague and also dragons.
There's a lot of murder and rape.
I think Aquaman was briefly in it, but then someone murdered him, because everyone on the show gets murdered. Or raped. This was quite early on.
He was married to some skinny blonde lady who has a lot of dragons? She's now out for revenge. Something something Westeros.
Also there was some child king named Joffrey and apparently he married his sister, who was in The Hunger Games and whose haircut almost caused me to shave half my head.
I think he murdered her on maybe their wedding night? Then someone poisoned his wine and he also died.