Humanity: Ooooh, awesome. So I can roast this chicken in like, half the time?
IotM: Oh. Oh, wait, was that something you wanted to do?
H: Um, yes?
IotM: Okay, wow you are going to be disappointed.
IotM: Yeah, it's not really that kind of oven.
H: It can't make toast, either?
IotM: It can't really "cook" things.
H: It's a oven that can't really cook things?
IotM: EXACTLY.
IotM: But it can WARM up food.
H: Oh. Actually, that sounds fine. I actually have this frozen burrito I'd really like to heat up.
IotM: You ... you want the whole thing heated up?
H: Of course.
IotM: Even the middle?
H: Uh, yeah.
IotM: Are you sure?
H: YES.
H: Why would I want that?
IotM: Because it would make life exciting. Imagine, a nice warm burrito, then *BOOM* FROZEN BEANS.
H: This oven can't heat the middle of my frozen burrito, can it?
IotM: Ha ha ha, no.
IotM: It is great at melting things.
H: Okay-
IotM: Unless you want them melted, at which point, holy shit, they will NOT melt.
H: ...
IotM: Seriously, try melting butter in this thing.
H: That feels like a very specific purpose.
IotM: And leftovers? But you'll have to stir them and put them back in a lot. But it does work.
H: Okay. I guess I can see value here.
IotM: See?! Would you like a cup of tea?
H: Sure.
H: That's generally how long tea takes.
IotM: And be careful because the cup is going to be really hot.
H: <sigh>
IotM: And the water might still be cold.
H: How does that even-
IotM: SHHHH JUST THINK HOW EXCITING IT'LL BE.