Bear with me...I’ve done the math and it checks out, but I have no way to prove it, so it’s purely theoretical.
At this time.
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Here’s the thing...it wasn’t supposed to be this bad.
There are safeguards, you see? Many times when things were going dark, heroes, mostly reluctant heroes, would appear from elsewhere to save us. To set things right.
But this year, they didn’t...why?
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When things go bad., it’s because someone messed with the timeline, and someone else has to set it right.
A thousand alternate timelines have been stopped before they could happen, because these chronsl plumbers showed up to fix the leak before it floods the house.
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The general public never knows what they have fixed because the alternate timeline has disappeared, vanished, into a limbo none of us ever touch.
But this year, something happened.
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You can’t break the laws of reality forever.
Eventually, the gatekeepers find you.
And their revenge is terrible.
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They arrive in broad daylight at the moment of meddling with the time stream.
It took them a long time to find our guardians.
And they arrive, eyeless, with glittering, silver teeth and the sound of cereal being chewed by a gaping, all-consuming maw.
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The Langoliers.
It took ages.
But they found our guardians.
And they followed them.
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And their rage at seeing their sole purpose tampered with is unspeakable, horrendous.
One by one they chased our rescuers down.
There is nowhere to hide, no WHEN to hide.
They came for each one, ravenous and implacable.
Eternity was not big enough.
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One by one, they chased them down.
A police call box. A phone booth. A DeLorean.
Nothing was fast enough. Nothing went far enough.
Teeth that tear through steel found our guardians and showed no mercy.
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We already have come to believe they never really existed, that they were merely stories to amuse us.
Soon, we won’t even remember their names. This thread will fade and vanish, the toys and books will disappear. The streaming services will be diminished.
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Sam Beckett.
Ted “Theodore” Logan.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
H.G. Wells.
Marty McFly
Doc Brown
There were more, many more.
But their names are already lost to us.
Eventually, the Langoliers took down the Doctor, bits of multi-colored scarf in their glittering teeth.
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Don’t ask me how I remember what it was like before, when they set things right, again and again. I can’t explain it.
And I don’t know how long this knowledge will stay in memory.
I only know that there was a better time, where kindness and knowledge were valued...and...
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...I’m sorry, what was I talking about again?
And what is that godawful SOUND?
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There are some characters I would like to try writing sometime.
A big one is Supergirl. DC felt they didn’t have a great take on her...I rarely do pitches but they asked, and I wrote what I thought was one of my best ideas ever. I could be biased, but it felt amazing.
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It centered around the idea of a character-defining villain, someone scary af to a Kryptonian orphan. The pitch was so badass, and I really wanted to do it. I wanted to put everything I had on the table to make people see Kara as her own, unique thing.
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I loved Peter David’s run and some others, but this take was going the opposite way, focusing less on the ‘girl’ part, and a bit more on the science fiction and powerhouse elements of the character.
I love crossovers. A lot of writers hate them because they often are enforced by editorial. But I love them, they were my favorites as a kid, and even when they are sort of inflicted upon an arc, I love trying to make them feel like they belong.
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My problem with big event crossover books is not that they the usual stuff, it's that I think they should FEEL like events. Too many are a formula from a committee; ie. this hero dies, this hero loses an arm, etc. etc.
They should feel like they're special.
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I enjoyed Death Metal because it was just such a balloon full of nitro. I enjoyed Secret Wars because it didn't really feel like any other Marvel story at the time. Those kinds of stories always stick out for me, because they feel special.
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One time I was at a con where David Hasselhoff was a guest, also. We crossed paths several times and he was very friendly, seemed like a perfectly decent dude. He was very fit and handsome, just seemed like a very nice guy for a celebrity. BUT...
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...the con hotel, which was very nice, was a bit remote from anything so we all ended up staying around the hotel when the con was done. The celebrities and comics people mixed a little bit, but mostly kept to themselves.
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The thing is, this lovely hotel had a glass elevator that game a very nice view, but was very very slow. I don't know why, but it took FOREVER to get to the upper floors. So, one night, after an exhausting con day, @RocketSpouse and I got in the elevator. And...
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Okay, my #MagicPorch has gotten way too much magic stuff lately, and I'm behind showing it. But here are some of the things that lovely people have sent recently that I adore, that ALSO would make good holiday gifts. Let's go #MagicPorch!
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Here’s the first thing. Many of you know I am an avid gamer and collector of retro games. So one of my favorite things from the past year is the @evercaderetro, an amazing handheld cartridge system with LICENSED versions of long lost games. I love it, and... 2/
...at long last, they finally have released to the multi-carts I have been wanting the most, both featuring games from the Atari Lynx! Twenty five classic games on just two carts!
Okay, so here's a funny thing about anthologies in comics...while sometimes you get to read the other stories in advance, often, you don't see the entire book until everyone else does. I was honored to be asked to write a little story in DEATH METAL: LAST STORIES OF THE DCU.
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The great @Ssnyder1835 was kind enough to ask me to participate, writing a story with the Green Arrow/Black Canary romance, which weirdly, I have gotten to write very little of, considering how many BC stories I've done. So I happily agreed.
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Then I found out the incredible @MeghanHetrick was available to draw it, and it would be colored by the incredible @marissadraws, so it was going to LOOK beautiful, and I was even happier.
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