24.02/ Just heard a radio ad where the phrase "Santa is coming with our holiday goods" and, look, can we work harder at keeping the fiction that Holidays is Happy Holidays isn't a one-to-one word for "Xmas"? OK my dudes?
24.03a/ Yesterday there were 3 NFL games and 2 Scorigamis!
24.03b/ One of my favorite details of the second Scorigami is that at the end of the 3rd quarter, the score was 13-16 & the bot evaluated that "This game has a 0.57% chance of ending in Scorigami." Which tells me all I need to know about those evaluations
24.04/ "Top Secret" by the Airplane! guys has some incredible scenes like the one below which I referenced the other day when explaining to my kids that high school, in opposition to it's lionization in Archie comics & other media, is a pretty hard few years for many
24.05/ Just thinking how much of the conservative ideological enterprise boils down to yelling "Do you know who my father is?!"
24.06a/ Quick note before it gets lost, I have a LONG disquisition on how to understand tumah/taharah from the lessons of COVID19. A key is that a corpse was presumed to transmit disease & so to be tamei is to be infectious while tahara is to return to a state free from infection
24.06b/ This is why tahara procedures are (1) seclusion (2) hygiene (especially with 'living water' as opposed to stagnant) & (3) time
Why then are cohanim to be tahor to work in the Temple? Because it was meat-processing!
(& in close-quarters then distributed across country)
24.07a/ A simple litmus test I'll propose for the question "Is [movie] an Xmas movie?" is whether or not I personally can make it through the first 20 min.
Real Xmas movies are so filled with Christian images & content, and require appreciating a lived experience of the holiday
24.07b/ What repels me from a real Xmas message - including the offensive fact that the holiday is an inescapable national experience despite the country's stated secular ethos & mandated separation of Church & State - lies at the heart of the argument.
24.07c/ eg. a movie plot that revolves around 'saving the Xmas Spirit' or restoring faith in humanity b/c of the message/purpose of Xmas is difficult for me to watch. It's Christian Holiday supremacy, in a way, & I feel it
[Psak: Die Hard isn't an Xmas movie. I've seen it often]
What word, or meme, is best to depict the emotion Yosef HaTzadik must have felt when his father, galaxy-brain like, insisted: "you know what you should do, Joe? Favor the younger son over the older. That worked out great for you, right?"
24.09/ Looking back through my Amazon 2020 order history. I see my Purim purchases... then a slow descent into crisis, madness, desperation, stasis, subsistence. Oh man, what a year. #HappyNewYear#Bye2020
24.09b/ And one year ago's purchases: December held my son's bar mitzvah, the earliest in his class and one of the only ones able to be actually celebrated. Then I took him to the Steelers-Jets game (we lost, but a great time had by many). One year but a different world ago.
24.12/ My wife threw a party for our nuclear family so we could at least send off this year with some style. I've learned a nice fact: my kids will be good & jolly party people, I plumb reckon. We had sparkling grape juice, Fresca, hot-dogs in blankets, Israeli doritos, the woiks
24.13/ 2020 ended with me watching a wedding in Israel of my teacher's daughter, hearing two more friends have their kids get engaged (not to each other, though that would be funny) and 2 different zoom shiva calls. The year just cramming it in.
24.14/ Dr. Wulf is 100% right.
When asked why I pursued a doctorate, usu. phrased as "what can you do with that, teach?!" I explain I want to expand the boundaries of knowledge.
Truth matters & is valuable no matter what society currently thinks.
24.16a/ My work on the parsha each week (I'm trying to save a PDF copy of all the Torah I want to preserve; the internet is dying in pieces) is prompting me to worry that 2 people I like reading have gone silent. Things are rough all over and frankly, I'm worried.
24.16b/ First, for 25 years I've collected Rabbi Leibie Sternberg's Kehilas Prozdor sheets. It's a unique collection of classically yeshivish pilpul with great sources (even if I disagree often with the conclusions except when he quotes the Brisker Rav) eflip2.com/prozdor/
24.16c/ Second is Prof. Eliezer Segal from the Univ. of Calgary who writes incredible short essays of academic Jewish Studies infused divrei Torah. Also unique and to me irreplaceable. Not only hasn't it been updated, the website is dead! I pray he's OK. people.ucalgary.ca/~elsegal/Shoke…
24.17/ #ShabbatShalom everyone. If you're reading this, thank God you made it to 2021 alive. I feel for everyone and everything we've lost. Praying that this year will be better.
1/ For people afraid we'll forget about the atrocities of the Trump (ym'sh) regime, today is the Fast of the 10th of Tevet which commemorates the beginning of siege of Jerusalem in 588 BCE... 2608 years ago
2/ And, contrary to popular belief, this is history written by the non-victors. Unless you understand 'victory' as defined by pure survival. My people lost the battle, but wrote the books, constructed an entire society to learn
& teach in exile
3/ Part of these fasts are to remember the morality and ethics of the tragedy. The First Temple was destroyed as punishment for sins of the worst nature, esp. 'bloodshed', which Rabbi Leibtag taught us includes corrupt justice systems & oppressing the poor
1/ My kids know my pet-peeves and, thank God, are compassionate people who won't bring things up just to see me angry (outside of the standard parent-child education process). I describe these triggers as 'big red shiny buttons' based on ancient literature:
2/ My wife & I are both trained teachers, a rabbi & a rebbetzin both with MAs from Yeshiva University and PhDs in humanities/history, who care deeply about how to raise educated & ethical Modern Orthodox kids.
Which means, there are a lot of big red buttons to press.
3/ This comes up over Shabbat meals when they repeat divrei Torah they learned in school; but they aren't trying to get me to blow up, rather they're often disturbed by what they hear.
I've pledged to myself that I won't dispute their teachers unless 1 of 2 rules are violated:
1/ As a practical-minded scholar who aspires to be expert in worldly wisdom, I've concluded that the easiest & most lucrative job for someone with my skill set is to provide an intellectual superstructure to validate selfishness, cruelty & greed.
2/ Fortunately, my ethical constitution & upbringing steered me away from profiting off the misery of others. But the job of the "conservative intellectuals" throughout human history has been to invent plausible ethical-sounding theories to be a terrible person.
3/ This job in the past were false prophets of the idolatrous kings, religious leaders who validated slavery, 19th Century social-Darwinists, and the entire "Right Wing Think Tank" ecosphere with their jewel: trickle-down economics
23.01/ Week 23, Jan 19-25 begins here. (Why does it start on Saturday? Because it's Sat. night, which in halakha is Sunday - Yom Rishon - the first day of the week. Thanks for coming to my Todros Talk)
23.02/ Halakhically a lie is ethical if it's for compassionate ends: "white lies" (eg "nice hat") I'd like to add a distinction for lies in the pursuit of justice: "red lies"
22.02a/ Well Obama wasn't a real American, Biden not a real president and Jill Biden not a real doctor. This is a common gripe by anti-intellectuals & #Literalists who believe physicians own "doctor" when they actually stole it from PhDs
22.02b/ But let's be clear about why she actually deserves to use the title - aside from my own standard argument that I earned the degree - Dr. Biden is currently employed as a professor in a university. It's her job title, ya trolls! It's as valid as calling her "First Lady"
1/ I saw recently the ostensibly "pro-life" position described as "pro forced-birth" & I much prefer that moniker. That's where I am ethically: I'm anti-forced-birth
Morality is about *details* & compassionate lived experience shows me that abortion must be legal.
2/ Ethical rules on a page don't mean anything until they're gamed out in real life. The most fraught questions are when the state (or community) uses force against an individual - to deprive of life, liberty, resources etc., either as punishment or intended consequence of rules
3/ I'm an ethicist with a focus on medical questions. Euphemisms are common, but deadly, in that arena.
e.g. "Rationing medical care" means evaluating an individual's worth & passively declaring a death sentence
(It's happening now as a result of the GOP's COVID diktat)