Today is the last day of 2020, a year most will agree saw years' worth of events happen. I agree with that, but draw the line at saying it was "the worst year in the last 100".
I'm sure that people who lived in 1929, 1937, 1941 and 1966 will have a lot to say about that...
For me, like for many, 2020 started with a lot of optimism.
This quickly gave way to caution when shortly after my return from holiday, I fell quite ill.
This illness ended with me getting a new accessory, my spectacles.
No sooner was I back on my feet, than #covid19 caused global panic and lockdown became a thing.
What started out as a cute holiday with @LoladeSowoolu using me as a very willing culinary guinea-pig ended with her broadcasting a video of my now corpulent self attempting to dance.
At work, when HR sent an email sending everyone home on the evening of 1 March after #Nigeria recorded its index #covid19 case.
That email was met with stiff resistance as people were worried about data and generator costs.
Eventually, the government took the matter away from HR's hands and people were forced to stay home anyway.
When HR sent an email on 31 May informing staff of a resumption date, that resumption email was met with an armed uprising which management failed to defeat.
After peace talks, it was agreed that the company would become a one-day-a-week organisation, and strangely, productivity improved, but buoyed by increased shouting by those of us on the managerial side of things, so I don't know if it's a better trade off...
On a personal note, the three months spent at home was the longest stretch that @LoladeSowoolu and I had spent in each other's company since we started dating, and it was a very good journey of discovery, asides from my weight gain...
In the end, all good things must come to an end, and so work resumed, which included a trip abroad that ended with me stuck at the MMIA on the eve of the #LekkiMassacre.
That evening, I was treated to a live video in which my country's military shot at peaceful protesters with 130,000 people watching, and then lied about it.
Which for me, is the biggest thing from 2020.
The #EndSARS protests of October 2020, despite their unfortunate end, showed us two glimpses of the new #Nigeria that is possible.
One of these possible futures, is one where people rally around a just cause, work towards it, and provide accountability.
The other, is meltdown.
I get the feeling that the coming year will decide which one #Nigeria has picked.
Fingers crossed, and happy new year.
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Here is the thing about these 2015 conversations that many appear to have refused to move on from.
They should be a teachable moment. Sadly, aren't asking the right asks. Too many people from my neck of the woods (SE/SS) keep insisting on narratives that won't stand scrutiny.
I'll speak for the Igbo side, we are letting ourselves down in what should be a race to advance our agenda within #Nigeriabit.ly/3hzmXYl
Yes, it is undeniable that there was an element of ethnic chauvinism in the coalition that came together against GEJ, but to attribute his loss simply to that factor is to completely miss the lessons of 2015, and as a result, set yourself up for another failure.
As such, you could not "kpa alo" in Ahaba without a priest from Nri present.
This kinship is seen in the names. Onicha Mịrị, Onicha Ụgbo, Onicha Olona, as examples, the first being the great market town, the last two being on the west side of the great river, Ori mịrị...
Then Carlos Zappa came, and renamed Ahaba to Asaba, while TE Dennis renamed Onicha to Onitsha.
A hypothetical child, let's call him Chukwudebe Isichei, born exactly 120 years ago today in Asaba, knew himself as being Onye Oshimili, as did his cousin across the great river.
By now it should be obvious that there is precious little willpower on the part of @NigeriaGov to do what has been asked of it and disband the obnoxious @PoliceNG unit called SARS.
The best we are going to get is renaming SARS, shifting positions, and outright belligerence like the shame of policemen refusing to work because they felt hurt by the protests.
Then today's spectacle of the IG asking a court to stop all the panels into police brutality.
I think it's important to ask why the government seems so unable, and indeed unwilling, to stop police brutality.
I've given it a bit of thought, and for me, the answer comes down to money. #Nigeria is pretty skint.
One of the most important men in history is Adam Smith. His magnum opus, "The Wealth of Nations", is the basis of the greatest accumulation of wealth in human history.
It was after Smith put his ideas into writing that the structured capitalist economy began to build, and led to a situation where countries have been able to bring people out of poverty in huge numbers.
Need evidence? Look.
Note that #England's GDP grew linearly right until the century following the publication of that seminal book.
As the man's ideas began to take root, it was boom, exponential growth, and they've hardly looked back ever since.
I attended a dinner party last week, and when I introduced myself to one of the guests, he called me troublemaker, then offered me a job in a federal establishment.
I declined, and then he threw the following gem at me: “Guys like you are comfortable with staying on the sidelines to criticise. Knowing what you know, why don’t come and help? Come join us and change things from within.”
To be honest, I’ve had this argument with myself before, and very early on in this particular government, I came close to joining government but ended up not getting it because I gave a condition that they were unwilling to meet.
#Nigeria’s problems are deeply structural, and not many things show this up as the official reaction to the #EndSARS protests and the #LekkiMassacre.
What both show is that Nigeria as currently structured exists only to protect those in power.
Consider this — during the height of the protests, @HQNigerianArmy's leadership pledged loyalty, not to #Nigeria or to its Constitution, but to the person of the President.
This shows that our security forces need a complete reorientation.
The manual under which our armed services are trained and operate has to be thrown away and a new one rewritten.
But that in itself brings up more questions, one of which is who, or what, do they pledge their loyalty to?