if I’m ice fishing why do I need a yeti cooler couldn’t I just use a cardboard box
my running joke with everyone who buys $300 coolers is every time I need a $300 cooler I’m around people who already bought a $300 cooler so why do I need one
oh is this tailgate going to last three days sorry I didn’t realize
while I think it’s likely reporting is badly lagging & skewing the metrics, here is the problem: the federal govt is more than equipped to release a weekly schedule of locations & quantities & targets to benchmark performance to & as far as I can tell that just does not exist
“20M vaccinated by end december across america” is not a schedule, and if you don’t have a more dialed in schedule than that it betrays you don’t actually have a plan
it’s not a plan because if you *don’t* hit 20M by end of december the first question should be “well where did we miss”. without localized targets how do you even answer the question let alone adjust to compensate?
posting reality warp art with a creepy hyper-masculine trump is just a group self-affirmation for the deeply insecure societal losers with some kind of gender role hang up
it’s always a little funny that the nazi ubermensch ended up parading around doing coordinated high kick routines to wagner all gussied up in professional-kink s&m garb
folks are you focused strongly on the things I said
oh yes sir absolutely it is the strongest focus people are saying they have never seen such strongly focused focus on the things
my redlines, how are my redlines coming
oh sir we are focused so strongly on your redlines, you will not believe the things we are finding in the redlines, we are turning those redlines to green lines sir, tremendous strength in the redline focusing sir
to everyone who hates me for this tweet it was that or ‘wow scamdalorian’ I’m not working with good material here
I actually think more franchises should hastily kill off major characters just to make the writers panic and have to find absurd ways to bring them back in the sequel it’s really funny