DIE RELEVANT
I randomly looked up the bio of Itzhak Rabin, the prime minister of Israel, who was assassinated in 1995 - at the age of 73!
What a badass way to go!
When you're young, assassination sucks. Too soon. If you're lucky, your kids get a box of 100's from Tony or Igor.
I randomly looked up the bio of Itzhak Rabin, the prime minister of Israel, who was assassinated in 1995 - at the age of 73!
What a badass way to go!
When you're young, assassination sucks. Too soon. If you're lucky, your kids get a box of 100's from Tony or Igor.
But to get assassinated at 73 or 80? What a compliment! To still be considered relevant or a threat at that age!
"They still care, they really do!"
#YourLifeMatters.
"They still care, they really do!"
#YourLifeMatters.
In a way, it's your last surprise party. Surprise! No prolonged suffering. No diapers. No grandkids forgetting your birthday. No watching your friends go.
There will be investigations, Wikipedia pages, Alex Jones conspiracy theories. Talk about legacy! You will be remembered.
There will be investigations, Wikipedia pages, Alex Jones conspiracy theories. Talk about legacy! You will be remembered.
Plus, there's zero chance of getting VD at the retirement home. Or, ODing on Cialis, as they cart you off with that final, forever-stiffie.
You are a badass.
Die old, die dangerous, my friends.
You are a badass.
Die old, die dangerous, my friends.
Getting cancelled and impeached is another option.
A bit sadder, if you ask me. For the rest of your days, you get to wonder what might have been...Tweeted.
A bit sadder, if you ask me. For the rest of your days, you get to wonder what might have been...Tweeted.
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