Thread by @ARCCollective

Hello dear readers, and welcome to yet another episode of "Hatriots Can't Stand Each Other".

Kyle Sizler, a QAnon supporter and member of no less than four leather vest hatriot group has claimed to be a "member of anonymous" for years. 1/10

The problem being
(1)"anonymous" isn't a club,
(2) he isn't a hacker, and oh yeah
(3) he isn't actually anonymous as we all know what he looks like! 2/10

Buying several cheaply made Guy Fawkes masks makes him as much a "member of anonymous" as I was the Lone Ranger because I had a plastic gun, plastic mask, plastic badge, and plastic straw hat when I was 5.

FYI, Zorro was always much cooler. 3/10

Kyle was kicked out of and/or left yet another gang... er... club, the embarrassingly named (though award winning for cringe) Woke Onez Rebellion a few months back and promised an expose on his former friends. He made a similar claim yesterday. 4/10

This resulted in an inevitable spat between himself and Ricky Rush/Tollikko with a few others chiming in.

Surprise surprise, the exchange mostly involve making criminal threats because, you know... patriots. 5/10

Finally, Ricky's wife/partner Chantelle chimes in from one of her 2500 profiles (a slight exaggeration) to defend their decision to go to the police about patches and otherwise ramble on incoherently.

I do want to make two observations however. 6/10

She spells the name of her own club wrong. While "Woke Ones Rebellion" is spelled more correctly (though no less stupid sounding) they in fact named their gang the "Woke Onez Rebellion".

The "z" makes it cool, you see. 7/10

Also, she writes that it took them "6 months drawing out the design" for their gang's patch. 8/10

Not to put too fine a point on it, THIS monstrosity took half a year to produce?!?! 9/10

And so we conclude this episode of "Hatriots Can't Stand Each Other". Good night and good luck. 10/10