After several calls & she didn’t pick ...about an hour later she called back to inform me that her parents didn’t let her leave the house,I screamed but babe you told me you got this that you know how to convince them, you assured me 😫

She just said sorry Baby I can’t come out
This was actually happening on 14th Febuary (lovers day) , all my friends were already out with their babes waiting for us to come join them in the park ..
I didn’t save this cash for three months just so I can be able to afford our luxury only to be disappointed by Nnenna 💔💔
My friends were calling to ask my location;the last I replied was a text saying”We are on the way”

I tried calling Nnenna back her cellphone rang without her picking up,on the 69th time I got the “number you’re calling is currently switched off please try again later response”😭
I was already heart broken not to notice I had a low battery, instead of crying in my room as Nepa was unfortunate to have cut our light the previous day I decided to go and grieve in the Mall alone.

I left my Change for the Keke man when i got to the mall & was just ..
While walking around aimlessly in the mall watching people in relationship takin photos & LOL like they are trying to make mockery of my situation.. One idiot & his babe had the mind to ask I please help take them some photo shots (in my mind , I wished their r/shp would scatter)
I went to buy Cup cake & Coldstone to console myself as that could be the only solution but after I had bought the coldstone & cake sat down to enjoy it & they tasted like heartbreak 😭😭
I had to leave the Coldstone & cake there,left to use the restroom.

Returned & sat Down on a chair thinking about my life,this thick short lady approached me saying she noticed I was all alone blah blah blah 🙁had to ask her if she’s the mall security & she said No , i asked her
business with me being alone 😠, she said she was ditched by her BF of 4years on Val’s day,so she came to the mall to feel better as she wasn’t working on that day, *me& you Dey same ship* I said in my mind.

We got talking & she suggested we see a movie , I paid for popcorn
& soft drinks plus movie ticket with the cash I had; got to time for movie they told us cause of the rush it’s been moved to 6pm , we had to chitchat for two hours till it’s our movie time , I even forgot I had not eaten any food all day.

6pm we entered for our movie...

I hungrily ate my pop corn & almost asked to join in hers cause I was so hungry but then the cold Pepsi helped a bit .... We saw Chief Daddy & one other movie I can’t remember , Boom we were the last to leave the mall it was 10.00pm already (my gate gets locked by 9.30pm)
Can’t call anyone cause my cellphone is dead & her iPhone charger is at her home , so she suggested we get a cab to her home while I sleep over & leave the next morning. Which I obliged and I was happy I was finally going to eat food at her home cause she said she cooked rice
RT , the thread if you wish I continue 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We got to her house & paid the cab man , he left immediately she had a key to her house gate which she used and we got in and arrived her apartment she knocked and someone came to open the door ...

Whom she later introduced as her cousin that came around for the weekend
She quickly ushered me in to her bedroom from the sitting room & asked I take my bath while she heat up the rice and chicken for me to eat ....

God truly works in mysterious ways 🕺🕺

I was done bathing & shitting out the one wey I dun chop with hope of eating a nice meal
As I came out from the bathroom she came in to apologize to me that her sis had already finished eating the leftover rice & washed all the pots and plates clean (thunder will fire that girl ) she offered me some spirit drink & apologized saying she has no food at home both cooked
& uncooked saying she needed to restock ...

I was tipsy already after she had her bath & I was pressing my cellphone while she made a move and ‘anyi Ebe okwe ‘ first round , second round plus she enjoys ‘isa efere ‘ a lot ...

I was exhausted and asked to rest a little , she..
Teased if I wasn’t man enough , that I should go more rounds , I excused myself to the kitchen and was busy drinking cold water from the fridge that I didn’t know when I drank almost one bag of satchet water 🥱

I came back and asked I she had any finger food ? She said No..
I screamed not even Indomie she said she doesn’t eat indomie so don’t buy it , I exclaimed oya you should have provisions nah let me kukuma drink garri , she said her garri was finished same as her provisions . Oh Lawd how did I become this unfortunate ....
This daughter of pedition was busy touching my Arsenal & the idiot couldn’t even say No knowing so well I’m hungry he would stand and she would ride till I almost fainted... I had to scream & run to the sitting room.

She asked I come back so as not to wake up her sister
Na so people Dey die from sex I asked myself , I was praying , “Father lawd if i survive this I won’t go home with an unknown lady again in my life.

This lady used me till 3am I couldn’t sleep till 5.30 am I had to hurriedly wear my clothes and rush out of her house almost
walked home till I saw a bus that took me home .

Only to get a text from Nnenna as I managed to power my cellphone , “babe I wanted to surprise you , got to your house with a gift box & didn’t see you. HAPPY VALENTINES my Love “

🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️😫I’m finished ooo 😭😭


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