Thread by @Aki_Marlin

I tell pipo not to fall in Love anyhow.. They'll ask me that shebi me I have gehfren and I'm happy. They think it's everytime You put hand inside bag that you'll pick Love.

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This my fren just came baq from where he was since o. Nexx thing,He said he wants babe..Fine babe. He now has time for babe. I advised him o, he closed his ears. He asked me that annoying question. Nexx thing He started telling me of one fine geh that he see's around his place.

Everytime he strolls out,He will see her and she always has a smile for him..sHe is his speck.
I visited him, he pointed the geh to me.. I gingered him,he went and collected number.
She deenuh even make shakara sef.some girls just like to dey come between some 'brotherhood o.

He leaves very early in the morning and comes in late. Doesn't even know his neighbors well but he chats with this babe all the time and hangs out on weekends..
''I dey package her well make she know say no be street sontin''
Kpam-kpam-kpam...

They are in love..They see more often..then baba finds out she's his tenant.
He deenuh mind fess fess o. Even tho I told him It's wrong to keep the 'Relachonchip'. He said she had given him fever.
Okay o..

I was still strategising how to climb dogonyaro tree for his sake o..Tori now twisted.

He has been complaining that the occupants of a particular flat has been owing him for nearly a year o. And he needs money..
My paddy has been waiting for his cousin/caretaker/agent to coman show him who and the man has been forming busy.

Finally, He came around and took Young Landlord to his debtor's flat. Lo and behold..
Our nu gehfren and her flatmates..

Paddy now enterred the same house he has been entering to relax his head ontop laps, this time to ask for rent.
He couldn't breathe, she'z even confusing him more by calling him both baby and Landlord..😂😂

Dawuz how he ran out oo, made call and started blaming his village pipo. I was just laffin. Today now, i got a whatsapp message. Paddys gehfren. She is looking for Him,He isn't taking her calls and madness wants to start.

She said she has his money but needs to see him,she is hurt..chai.
Finally my man has found love.😁

Oya na, paddy where u loss go wey even me no know? Come take ya rent, and true love. Paddy deenuh gree again o.
He doesn't wantu do love with his money by next year again..
She should pay agent,or me,and we can send to him

Dis feem is sweeting me.
You want Love, You want rent.
Come and take nah, wahala. He has run baq to where he came from

Me that started doing love when I don't have money,You think say I mumu abi? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣