Thread by @KamranShafi46

So, NAB is locking up opposition leaders since this #SelectedGoof was #RIGGED into office; Rana Sanaullah was arrested by ANF on NO charge; Shehbaz and Hamza Sharif are locked up since years but this innocent knows nothing? Who mimicked Bilawal in the NA? Who announced in the 2/

https://twitter.com/meherbokhari/status/1364138000993693697

2/ U.S. whilst stroking his imaginary beard: 'Abhi Dekhna mein wapis Pakistan ja keh kaisey nikalwata hoon Nawaz Sharif ka jail mein A/C' when it is allowed in the Jail manual, and which was not even removed from my great Uncle Sirdar Shaukat Hyat's cell when he was locked up 3/

3/ by the fearsome tyrant Nawab Kalabagh? Who sicced his and @ArifAlvi 's foulmouthed Youthiyas to harass @MaryamNSharif?
Seriously Ms. Bokhari, one had thought that the Salman Taseer tragedy had reformed you. To use your own favourite term, we thought we had 'No worries'. It 4/

4/ seems we have many 'Worries'! In the meantime do go to Bunnygala and see if the babe-in-arms of Bushra Bibi is not crying for 'MumMum' babyese for water. Oh and do see it has a few drops of gripe-water in it. GHQ's baby overeats sometines.C.c. @Dawn_News @dawn_com @Fahdhusain

5/ Some people have asked what I meant by Ms. Bokhari and 'No worries'. One day some years ago, I was at my home in Wah when this lady's producer at Dawn TV called asking me to appear on her talk show that same evening. I had already agreed to appear on another TV channel 6/

6/ but because I had worked for Dawn TV myself and had written in Dawn for many years I thought I owed it some loyalty. So I told the producer I would cancel the other talk show and appear on Dawn TV. As is my practice I asked who the other guests were going to be, for I 7/

7/ avoid panels that have people on it with who you can't have an intelligent conversation, that usually descends into a shouting match. The producer said she didn't know but that she would call me on my mobile as soon as she found out. However, the call never came and it was 8/

8/ only when I got to the studio that I found that Hazrat @ZaidZamanHamid was also on the show, him who has been threatening (for at least 20 years) the launching of the 'Ghazwa-e-Hind' when he will mount his White Charger, and gleaming scimitar in hand, gallop to Delhi all by 9/

9/ himself, and raise the Crescent and Star on the ramparts of the Red Fort! I might add here that that other Great Warrior Hazrat @OryaMaqboolJann has recently offered to accompany him. So, in keeping with my promise to Hazrat Zaid Hamid of 20 years, I make the same promise 10/

10/ to Hazrat Orya M. Jan: given a week's notice I shall, with my own hands, prepare tiffin carriers containing Murgh Dum Pukht; rotis; arrange goatskins of drinking water; fodder for the horses; and two donkey carts and drivers to carry their rations. But, I digress. So, I 11/

11/ informed Ms. Bokhari that I had asked her producers who the other guests were, and that I would not sit on the same panel as Hazrat Z. Hamid. So the lady comes back with, 'Ok, Sir, NO WORRIES'! I said, 'Young lady, 'YES WORRIES'. 'Many, many worries'. 'I cancelled an 12/

12/ appearance on another channel just because of 'Dawn TV'! 'The other appearance was for an earlier time and I had guests coming for dinner to Wah, which dinner I delayed because of 'Dawn TV'. 'So, 'YES worries', Miss, YES WORRIES, many, many, many worries!!

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Were you there? An eye witness to the poor baby's sudden embarrassment/fright?! Come now, Ms. Bokhari STOP being a bullhorn for #SelectednikkaNiazi! You have a little professional infamy to protect😅😄😃🤣😂😁P.S.Did you give the little tyke some Woodward's Gripe Water??