Thread by @jeremynewberger

And now an MTG musical number.
MARJORIE:
They think that a gal, who thinks differently,
Can’t get things done, but I’m insistent see.
Tho, I may not sit on any committee.
I’m still allowed in, I've got an ID,
So QAnon gals, like me on TV,
Get tons of attention, and all for free!

CHORUS:
Let’s all go and adjourn,
Nancy’s buns start to burn.
Obstruct and annoy,
Gum the works, boy oh boy!
How much time on Fox News can I earn?

MARJORIE:
To think I used to be an activist,
Chasing school shooting victims, how they were pissed.
And all the big tragedies I dismissed,
Lasers fired by Galactic Globalists.
I’m an elected insurrectionist,
And my support in the House is polyamorous.

CHORUS:
Let’s all go and adjourn,
It’s my time, my lectern.
Obfuscate, confuse,
Got nothing to lose.
Can’t wait for MSNBC to spurn!

MARJORIE:
So, fellas, let us adjourn for the day,
Can’t pass no bills, if we stay in their way.
News will cling to all the things that I say,
All a gal’s gotta do is act cray cray
And dance for Mar-a-Lago’s Pinochet.
Making sure he’s cause célèbre day and day.

CHORUS:
Let’s all go and adjourn,
How much news can I churn?
Obstruct and annoy,
Gum the works, oh boy!
NEWSMAX, I’m free, it’s your turn.

MARJORIE:
So let us all adjourn,
Like good QAnon.
Cause today we will earn,
Trump’s deserved third term.
The Greene New Deal is here to stay!
Yes the Greene New Deal is here to stay!

Hope you enjoyed. (BTW I’m just a budding Hammerstein looking for my Rodgers)