#BFF

A little boy said to a little girl:
- I'm your BF!
The little girl asked:
- What is BF?
The boy laughed and answered:
- That means Best Friend.😊
They later dated, the young man said to the girl:
- I am your BF!
The girl leaned lightly on the boy's shoulder, shyly asked:
- What is BF?
The boy replied:
- It's Boy Friend!😊
A few years later they got married, had lovely children, and the husband smiled again and told his wife:
- I am your BF!
The wife gently asked her husband:
- What is BF?
The husband looked at the lovely and happy children and replied:
- It's Baby's father!😊
As they get old, they sit together and watch the sunset on the front porch, and the old man tells his wife:
- Honey! I am your BF!
The old woman smiled with wrinkles on her face:
- What is BF?
The old man smiled happily and gave a mysterious answer:
- Be Forever!😊
When the dying old man also said:
- I am your BF.
The old woman replied with a sad voice:
- What is BF ??
The old man answered and then closed his eyes:
- It's Bye Forever!😊
A few days later, the old woman also passed away. Before closing her eyes, the old woman whispered by the old man's grave:

- Besides Forever.

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