A couple was celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
”Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one.
‘Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient,you know how it is, and I didn’t have time to get you a gift.”
“Not to worry,” said the father. “The important thing is that we’re all together today.”
Son number two arrived and announced, “You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn’t have time to shop for you.”
“It’s nothing,” said the father. “We’re just glad you were able to come.”
Just then the daughter arrived. “Hello and happy anniversary! I’m sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn’t have time to get you anything.”
”Not a problem” said the father, you made it here, that’s what really counts.
After they had finished dessert, the father said, “There’s something your mother and I have wanted to tell you kids for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college.
Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very, very much, but we just never found the time to get married.”
The three children gasped and all said,“You mean we’re bastards?”
“Yep,” said the father, “And cheap ones too!”
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Disclaimer: Am not a Dentist. Am sharing from what I garnered from my Dentist friends and what I practice.
We Indians don't really take care of our teeth. We take them, a very important part of our body, for granted and misuse and abuse it. We rush to a dentist only when there is excruciating pain.
And more often than not, we get taken in by the ads of companies selling toothpaste and tooth brushes. So what are the simple steps that we can take to keep our teeth in a good shape? Dental Doctors - please feel free to add / correct me!!
A little boy said to a little girl:
- I'm your BF!
The little girl asked:
- What is BF?
The boy laughed and answered:
- That means Best Friend.😊
They later dated, the young man said to the girl:
- I am your BF!
The girl leaned lightly on the boy's shoulder, shyly asked:
- What is BF?
The boy replied:
- It's Boy Friend!😊
A few years later they got married, had lovely children, and the husband smiled again and told his wife:
- I am your BF!
The wife gently asked her husband:
- What is BF?
The husband looked at the lovely and happy children and replied:
- It's Baby's father!😊
இவ்விதம் 10 அவதாரங்கள் அம்பாளுக்கு ஏற்பட்டதாக
புராணங்கள் கூறுகின்றன.
இந்த 10 விதமான தேவி
அவதாரங்களுக்குள் ஸ்ரீ லலிதா (த்ரிபுர ஸுந்தரி) என்னும் அவதாரமானது மாசி மாதம் பௌர்ணமியில் தான் நிகழ்ந்தது. ஆகவே ஸ்ரீ லலிதா ஜயந்தியாகவும்
அன்றைய நாள் கொண்டாடப்படுகிறது.
One of the most significant things that Modi ji asserted (and not just stated) are 2 things: 1. Respect for Private Sector and Businessmen 2. That IAS folks are not and can not be masters of everything and anything.
I would think that these are path breaking assertive statements from which we cannot go back. Hope the Private Sector is given their breathing space and eco system to grow and not let the babus hijack their agendas.
The role of the Government is to be an enabler and an enforcer of laws - in a fair manner and not arbitrary Enforcement - speedy and time bound - will send out clear signals to everyone not to mess with legal frame work. Enablers need to act within a time bound manner.