It is an ongoing mystery to me why so many Americans give a rat's ass, one way or another, about the British royal family
To be fair, I am equally mystified why so many Americans give a rat's ass about the Kardashians
I don't blame the tabloid media for this, they are just exploiting people's secret fantasies of being a hereditary monarch. That fantasy been Disney's cash cow from Snow White to the Lion King
I mean, when Game Of Thrones was on, everybody at this site was expositing about which character they identified with, and it was nothing but Cersei or Dragon Queen or Jon Snow etc.
Personally the GoT character I identified with was Manure Shoveling Peasant #835
The throne-assuming princess/prince hereditary hero ethos is strangely dominant in American narrative story telling. Frozen? Heredity. Star Wars? Heredity. Black Panther? Yep, heredity.
People long ago dismissed the old timey Horatio Alger books, where some poor orphan kid goes from rags to riches though sheer industriousness, as "unrealistic." I dunno, seem more realistic to me than peddling Disney royalist fantasies to 8 year olds
HOW TO RISE FROM POVERTY
Horatio Alger: return dropped pocket watch to man in top hat who gives you a job at his steamship line, work way to top
Disney: wait for a Fairy Godmother to give you a magic makeover so you can dazzle some prince with your glass designer footwear
In conclusion, the real lesson we should be teaching kids
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Try to imagine lying down on a paper covered padded table, everything but your junk masked off, and the doctor bursts in with a WWE entrance, swinging a chainsaw in the dry ice and strobe lights
I usually save this for parties, but when I had my vasectomy a fire broke out. On my crotch. True story
As a former member of the Teamsters and the Machinists unions, here's a protip: organized labor tends to be more effective when there's actual demand for the output
In fairness there have been effective strikes by newspaper workers before. In 1962 and 1978, by unions who ran the delivery trucks and printing presses, not the Brotherhood of Snarky Movie Critics
I've watched like 3 Marvel movies in my life, so all this WandaVision chatter is like listening to a Bible Camp discuss a bunch of minor characters from the Book of Jehosephat or whatnot
I guess I'm sorta familiar with Spider Man and Iron Man and Captain America, just like I'm kinda familiar with Jesus and Moses, but you're kind of losing me with all these Zaduch of the Plenjanites spinoffs
My favorite comics extended character universe: Nancy. Nancy, Sluggo, Aunt Fritzi, check check check, pretty sure I got it now
Look, if I'm a dog at an animal shelter, thinking my troubles are over because I'm going to a new home, and the first thing that happens when I get there is getting my tail yanked by some naked wet old guy, don't tell me not to bite everything in sight
Let's face it, any publisher's advance to a current or former politician should be treated as an illegal bribe. Pay them a straight customary percentage of sales. vanityfair.com/news/2021/03/a…
Cuomo received a $783k advance for his last book (2014), which sold 3800 copies. $206 per book.
As best as I can determine, Cuomo's COVID book has sold about 50k units. Assuming "mid to low 7 figure" advance means ~$3 million, that's a paltry $60 per book. Congrats Crown Books on your huge windfall