@GovParsonMO Parson’s errors were part of the plan. 🤔 From the start Donald’s confidence man cities underresourced and lengthy drives endorsed. His remarks nearly come off deadpan. Jackson Co. he shorted by ½. In St. Louis, ⅔rds was his gaffe.
@GovParsonMO Mike discussed the Johnson Co. list. (City-center K.C. he just missed.) Jackson-Jackson’s #vaccine can help make that list clean, or at least that seems to be the gist, ’cause with Parson you can’t be too sure and the mass vax plan was premature. #Missouri
@GovParsonMO Parson’s ineptitude has been stunning but at least for Roy’s seat he’s not running. If only a Schmitt to his post would commit rather than in D.C.’s limelight sunning. Climbing ladders and not staying home? A #Missouri GOP syndrome.
@GovParsonMO “I guess a vaccination pattern’s pretty good” where bribery’s slatterns force a regressive tax thus to withhold the vax or beam folks to distant Saturns (on the rural end of the divide) to make certain they’re immunified. 🤷🏼♂️ #ShowMe
@GovParsonMO “Is there a timeframe when it will stop” when Parson’s plan no longer will flop? “Uh if folks want to drive just 3 hours to survive, fine by me; I’m not a traffic cop.” Ad interim 57 schools: it will all work out by April Fools’. 🤔
@GovParsonMO In case you missed yesterday’s presser, I’ll unroll this useful refresher to detail what was said by the #ShowMe State’s head: a useless public health transgressor. On Mike’s watch citizens got the shaft. His vaccine response? Tainted by graft.
@Eric_Schmitt Experts say that Trump’s lawsuit is doomed; nonetheless, Eric Schmitt has festooned highest hopes on that suit, despite arguments moot. His mistakes in these rhymes are lampooned.
@Eric_Schmitt@BrianSimsPA@KathyBoockvar@JoshShapiroPA Parson’s right — officeholders’ poor spelling an unsettling trend is foretelling. “Principals” 🤔 are at stake. Perhaps they all should take review courses — inside of their dwelling?
@Eric_Schmitt@BrianSimsPA@KathyBoockvar@JoshShapiroPA “Big important ‘principals’ 🤔 are at stake” unless AG Eric Schmitt’s claims are fake. Latter option’s my bet. Like this vet soaking wet, Donald’s bull #sh¡t no more will we take — !
@GovParsonMO Il y avait une fois un grand con.
Il s’appelle Gouv. Mike Parson.
Après plusieurs morts
on a su, comme d’abord,
que ce mec est un mauvais garçon.
Des enfants très malades à l’écôle?
Révoltant, et en tout cas pas drôle.
@GovParsonMO@afpfr@LP_LaPresse@iciradiocanada Vous ne connaissez pas ce grand con? C’est le gouverneur, Monsieur Parson qui a dit quelques fois, ce serait un bon choix: réouvrir les écôles. Expliquons: si les élèves y tombent malades, ce ne serait qu’une grosse marrade.
@RepJasonSmith@MOFarmBureau Jason’s lip service for Trump’s regime?
Rank hypocrisy — to the extreme.
Trump pretends tariffs’ rate
keeps America great; it
destroys the Agrarian Dream!
Y’all let on like you’re down on the farm
as Trump’s “policies” bring farmers harm.
@RepJasonSmith@MOFarmBureau Thanks to Donald’s trade policy lapse, U.S. small family farms face “collapse.” So said Jerry Moran
proving Putin’s best man on farm livelihoods happily craps.
@mikeparson Parson’s lip service
for Trump’s regime?
Rank hypocrisy —
to the extreme.
Trump pretends tariffs’ rate
keeps America great; it
destroys the Agrarian Dream!
Mike lets on like he’s down
on the farm, as Trump’s
“policies” bring farmers harm.
@mikeparson Thanks to Donald’s trade policy lapse, U.S. small family farms face collapse. So said Jerry Moran, proving Putin’s best man on farm livelihoods happily craps.
@mikeparson Parson’s lip service
for Trump’s regime?
Rank hypocrisy —
to the extreme.
Trump pretends tariffs’ rate
keeps America great; it
destroys the Agrarian Dream!
Mike lets on like he’s down
on the farm, as Trump’s
“policies” bring farmers harm.
@mikeparson Thanks to Donald’s trade policy lapse, U.S. small family farms face collapse. So said Jerry Moran, proving Putin’s best man on farm livelihoods happily craps.