@GovParsonMO Parson’s errors were part of the plan. 🤔 From the start Donald’s confidence man cities underresourced and lengthy drives endorsed. His remarks nearly come off deadpan. Jackson Co. he shorted by ½. In St. Louis, ⅔rds was his gaffe.

@GovParsonMO Mike discussed the Johnson Co. list. (City-center K.C. he just missed.) Jackson-Jackson’s #vaccine can help make that list clean, or at least that seems to be the gist, ’cause with Parson you can’t be too sure and the mass vax plan was premature.
#Missouri
@GovParsonMO .@beedubyah1967 then the
atmosphere helped to leaven.
K.C.’s mega-#vaccine 💉🤝🏈
can be taken to mean
senators in District [11 – 2]
local folks would assist, rather
than from #vaccine to blacklist.
#Missouri 🤷🏼‍♂️
#moleg #mosen #mogov

@GovParsonMO Parson’s ineptitude has been stunning but at least for Roy’s seat he’s not running. If only a Schmitt to his post would commit rather than in D.C.’s limelight sunning. Climbing ladders and not staying home? A #Missouri GOP syndrome.

@GovParsonMO “I guess a vaccination pattern’s pretty good” where bribery’s slatterns force a regressive tax thus to withhold the vax or beam folks to distant Saturns (on the rural end of the divide) to make certain they’re immunified. 🤷🏼‍♂️ #ShowMe

@GovParsonMO “Is there a timeframe when it will stop” when Parson’s plan no longer will flop? “Uh if folks want to drive just 3 hours to survive, fine by me; I’m not a traffic cop.” Ad interim 57 schools: it will all work out by April Fools’. 🤔

@GovParsonMO In case you missed yesterday’s presser, I’ll unroll this useful refresher to detail what was said by the #ShowMe State’s head: a useless public health transgressor. On Mike’s watch citizens got the shaft. His vaccine response? Tainted by graft.

@KCStar @MoSenDems @COVIDOversight

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@GovParsonMO Il y avait une fois un grand con.
Il s’appelle Gouv. Mike Parson.
Après plusieurs morts
on a su, comme d’abord,
que ce mec est un mauvais garçon.
Des enfants très malades à l’écôle?
Révoltant, et en tout cas pas drôle.

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