@Eric_Schmitt Experts say that Trump’s lawsuit is doomed; nonetheless, Eric Schmitt has festooned highest hopes on that suit, despite arguments moot. His mistakes in these rhymes are lampooned.

#MoAG 👀 @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA

@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA Parson’s right — officeholders’ poor spelling an unsettling trend is foretelling. “Principals” 🤔 are at stake. Perhaps they all should take review courses — inside of their dwelling?

#MoAG 👀
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@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA “Big important ‘principals’ 🤔 are at stake” unless AG Eric Schmitt’s claims are fake. Latter option’s my bet. Like this vet soaking wet, Donald’s bull #sh¡t no more will we take — !

🇺🇸 #HappyVeteransDay
🙏🏼 #ThankYouForYourService


@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA An ex-Treasurer’s crapulous spelling an unsettling trend is foretelling. “Principals” 🤔 are at stake. Perhaps he’d better take review courses — inside of his dwelling?

@MissouriPress @Missourinet
@MO_Independent @clairecmc
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@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc Legal “Deadllines” 🤔 appear to approach. Donald’s dire Wuhan germs still encroach with unparalleled hurry statewide in #Missouri. Meanwhile, Schmitt could use a spelling coach.

#MoAG 👀 #Pennsylvania #Missouri
@KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty
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@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty Snell & Wilmer pulled out of the suit; I imagine you’ll find this a hoot. As Trump’s dominos fall what we’ve seen through this all: 45 on his own horn will toot. Yet his pleas to the judiciary up to now haven’t borne much fruit very. 👋🏼

@MoLawyersMedia ⚖️
@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia I assume Snell & Wilmer let go once the judge let the evidence show in this case — rather flimsy. They’ll need (more than Lindsey’s embarrassing penchant for dough) judge or jury in truth to convince that Trump’s claims adjudication evince.

@bquinnjcmo 🙏🏼
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@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo Furthermore, I’ll catalogue with glee: that outlet where the #MoAG chose his merits to plead called on Trump to concede — to resign, in fact. Actually, most Americans think that’s just fine. We reject Trump’s put-in Party line.
@NPR

@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR Frivolous litigation’s no fun … for
this president* no hole-in-one 🏌🏻
can be seen to await in a
“disputed” state. 🔜🤡👋🏼🗽⚖️
#LyinKing’s reign of error is done.
Josh Shapiro’s the winner I see.
Bonus point: Josh was born in K.C. 🥇

@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR Credibility Eric is lacking, since
Rick Roeber his kids was attacking.
So they wrote to implore
that Rick be shown the door;
M-O-GOP still gave its backing. 🤢
Counting votes? Eric’s persnickety.
As for Roeber? He got off scot-free.

@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR Credibility Eric is lacking, since
Rick Roeber his kids was attacking.
So they wrote to implore
that Rick be shown the door;
M-O-GOP still gave its backing. 🤢
Counting votes? Eric’s persnickety.
As for Roeber? He got off scot-free.

@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR Some #Missouri courts still terminate immigrant mothers’ rights. #ShowMe State’s sickening disregard on this score helps discard its repute, for the Trump reprobate who mismanages its public health praises SEMO #adoptions — not stealth. 😬

#AdoptMOKids 👀
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@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR Carthage lies in SW-ern #Missouri; it’s come back to my mind, in a hurry. Other side of the state? Record adoptive rate. 🤔 Whence abundance of #adoptees’ flurry? 🤐 In this case from way back in the day, the high court there looked the other way … 🤢😤😡
@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR Citizens know Gov. #Parson’s a poser. They as well recall “Jamison Moser.” From his mother once taken, of justice forsaken. Her parental rights met a bulldozer. (Jamison, it’s been years since we’ve seen ya.) Same injustice for that mom from #Kenya. 🤢😤😡
@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR Fudged adoptions?
I’d tread very lightly.
Culpability can increase slightly
to abet Trump’s regime
w/ a dubious scheme.
Biden-Harris will not look
too brightly on officials’ vile
efforts to hide stolen children;
the term’s genocide.
18 USC §1091 (a)(6)/(d)
@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR In far happier news, Porter Wright
from Penn. state litigation took flight.
Folks can take this to read
Trump new lawyers will need
to alleviate #underdog’s plight.
Cash infusions he’ll likely need too
the electorate’s will to undo.

@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR As for truth, Parson’s known oft to fudge it. Consider the policing budget — Mike cut nearly $2M. The mindset civilian was Galloway’s. Here you can judge it. Parson’s habit: to point the finger, so that blame upon others may linger.

@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR #ShowMeHope that @mikeparson’s arrested for #Missouri statewide is infested w/ a lethal new germ that Infernal Orange Perm helped to spread after Parson ingested the #FakePresident’s hemlock/Kool-Aid and his citizenry thus betrayed.

@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR @mikeparson On one final pass I’d like to focus. #ShowMe crass corruption’s hocus-pocus. The past Governor Greitens’ ill conduct, it frightens; he had to resign lest it choke us. Since it’s Friday, I’ll present to you #ShowMe State pols … a brief overview.

@venglund
@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR @mikeparson @venglund Greitens quit … and so his #2 (named Mike Parson) as gov followed through. He’s now winning no pennant yet his post as Lieutenant a warm body then needed too.

@MoGov @richfinneran @BryanLowry3 @tonymess @JackSuntrup @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @stltoday
@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR @mikeparson @venglund @MoGov @richfinneran @BryanLowry3 @tonymess @JackSuntrup @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @stltoday Mike requested help driving his car.

Legislators let him not go far. Later, (as “57”) he took to the heavens for frequent trips to Bolivar. All in all they cost 200 grand; his flight budget is way out of hand.

@MOLegDems @MoSenDems
@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR @mikeparson @venglund @MoGov @richfinneran @BryanLowry3 @tonymess @JackSuntrup @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @stltoday @MOLegDems @MoSenDems Thereupon Parson chose his successor: once a car salesman, now the best dresser at blowout events, although faces seem tense. Always tags his wife just to impress her! Many could not this Kehoe support. He was greenlit by the highest court.

@alissiacanady
@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR @mikeparson @venglund @MoGov @richfinneran @BryanLowry3 @tonymess @JackSuntrup @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @stltoday @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @alissiacanady Later on a Trump backer named #Hawley came upon a new platform to squawl; he defeated fair Claire w/ pomade in his hair. At Trump’s beck and call Josh then did crawl, he. Youngest senator Josh won’t #Golightly, on democracy he don’t look brightly.
@aclu_mo
@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR @mikeparson @venglund @MoGov @richfinneran @BryanLowry3 @tonymess @JackSuntrup @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @stltoday @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @alissiacanady @aclu_mo As Josh split, the next vacancy loomed and so Greitens’ Lieutenant then groomed the new Treasurer (Schmitt) as AG to commit, so the state’s leadership was subsumed by a nadir of naked corruption to reflect ballot-box interruption. 🤢

@Flip_MO_Blue @jzikah
@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR @mikeparson @venglund @MoGov @richfinneran @BryanLowry3 @tonymess @JackSuntrup @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @stltoday @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @alissiacanady @aclu_mo @Flip_MO_Blue @jzikah AG Schmitt, born in June, ain’t no Leo, yet his stage name’s apparently CLEO. Up there he struts and frets. #LIBERTY? 🗽 None begets. He’s the type who’d have nixed Galileo. Eric’s posturing’s truly a DRAG, evidenced by his ◾️ and 🔹 flag.

@MattCalcara 🏳️‍🌈
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@Eric_Schmitt @BrianSimsPA @KathyBoockvar @JoshShapiroPA @MissouriPress @Missourinet @MO_Independent @clairecmc @KCStar @s_webber @SarahUnsicker @MoDemParty @MoLawyersMedia @bquinnjcmo @NPR @mikeparson @venglund @MoGov @richfinneran @BryanLowry3 @tonymess @JackSuntrup @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @stltoday @MOLegDems @MoSenDems @alissiacanady @aclu_mo @Flip_MO_Blue @jzikah @MattCalcara Desecrate Old Glory 🇺🇸 with that stripe? AG Eric Schmitt posted such tripe. Patriots weren’t amused that Our Flag he abused a dead Austrian’s backside to wipe. Violating the U.S. Flag Code? Hawley’s stand-in: a mere put-in toad.

@SenateDems @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden @VCP_HQ @VFWHQ ImageImageImageImage

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@kayhoflander @mikeparson @TeamParsonMO @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @TeamSchmittMO Desecrate Old Glory 🇺🇸 with that stripe? For this self-promoter, yet more hype. Patriots aren’t amused that our Flag he abused, that dead Austrian’s backside to wipe. One more reason Parson’s such a drag? Disrespecting openly our Flag! @VFWHQ

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Y’all let on like you’re down on the farm
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Mike lets on like he’s down
on the farm, as Trump’s
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