How to break your nose in four easy steps:
1) Purchase a nice folding chaise lounge to sun yourself on.
1) Purchase a nice folding chaise lounge to sun yourself on.
2) Midway through your lie out, stand up and nudge the chaise toward the head end and unbeknownst to you, break over both fold out legs toward the center of the chaise. Then put both knees on the chaise, head facing forward.
3) Let your weight forcefully collapse the chaise, catapulting the head section upwards. Be sure to leverage the back height adjustment as a convenient fulcrum. Be sure to keep your nose at the right height. Positioning is crucial here. 💥
4) When you stop bleeding, check the angles of the frame, and the levers involved here, and recall: Folding lawn furniture is always out to kill you. Don't get me started on patio umbrellas.
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