Thread by @tonnie_wa_juja

Story Za Tonnie : Too Available? 🍑

These words are the very reason Shaffie and Co. aren't on the breakfast show on HBR this morning. Contrary to popular opinion, I feel like there was a message in the comments made , I have to agree though the delivery wasn't good.

So have you met someone who was too available that it made you ask yourself questions?🤔 Someone who doesn't seem to give a sh!t where and who they hang out with? 🤷‍♀️Well, I have, Skiza Story...

2020
It had been 3 months of lockdown🏠, nilikua nimeishi kwa nyumba kama broilers, kutu imenitwanga kama fence ya mabati😬. But the fear of Covid kept me put in the house, kutoka ilikua ni haram. I was longing for the touch of a woman, ata kama ni kupigwa Kofi, I had to do smth.

A few friends of mine were still in Juja, so I called them nikawauliza kama kunaeza kua na form. They told me it was possible, all I had to do was get a little cash for booze🍺. I had to go bana, for 3 months haga nilikua nimeona pekee ni zile za club Covid zikimwagiliwa unga

Paranoia ya Covid ikafunikwa na tamaa😂, so Friday hio wiki nikafika Juja form. Niliingia mat nimejifunganisha kama bale ya mtumba, design Covid ilikua inafagia watu Italy haikua jokes. Nilifika Juja around 5pm nikiwa hyped kama highschooler time ya funkie😂

Maboyz wangu sijui mahali walitoa pombe, bedsitter imejaa mitungi ungedhani ni maji ya kufua, kumbe ni keg 😂. Tumetulia kidogo, gang ya madem ka tisa wakaingia, ungedhani ni essential service providers, essential service tuseme ilikua kubiringisha wezere🍑😂...

Keja ni bedsitter, vijana ni saba, madem ni tisa, kila mtu na tumbler🥃, sherehe ikaanza! Honestly I was a little bit scared because of Covid, but after a few shots za KC na tumbler kama sita za keg, nikaingia auto pilot, sherehe isonge sana...

Hao madem walikua wamejipanga buana, time walifika wote walikua wamedress fiti, kidogo kidogo naona wote wako ndani ya two piece👙, pale ungedhani uko vacation in the Bahamas, tuko ndani ya bedsitter lakini watu wamedunga ni kama tuko beach buana, maajabu! 😳.

Pale kuchagua ilikua ngumu, lakini cabron uzoefu anayo, kuchagua sio issue😎.Nikaspot mmoja kwa corner, ata kama alikua anakaa vile anataka, haga ilikua inakaa vile mi hutaka, jelly jelly, tena imefura ni kama imeekwa chapa mandashi🍑. Nilikua Lucky ata ungeniita Dube ningeitika

Nikamkaribia, nikamshow amenibamba, jina akasema ni Dayana, lakini ilikua bayana kua alifaa kuitwa Haggai🍑.Nikampatia Ombitho, akageuka akaanza kunipea ngongingo! Skills alikua nazo, kiuno inapiga 360 ni kama imepakwa grease, watanzania wa baikoko kando, burudani kwa abdala!🍆

Sherehe imenoga, kila cabron alikua na msupa na wawili kando in case unataka sub 😂pure niceness! Hio time curfew ilikuanga 9pm, hakuna mtu alikua anajali though, lakini I was worried of the noise we were making, nilikua naona any minute Mariamu inaezaparkiwa kwa gate ya ploti😂.

Mi nilikua nimekam na key za bedsitter, so about 12am hivi ndani ya curfew nikaamua kujitoa nikalale kabla ngori itupate😂. Dayana wanted to come with me, nikamshow it was risky, there was a chance ya kupata na masanse, but she insisted on coming. Aaah! twende basi, iko nene? 😂

Luckily my place was close na place sherehe ilikua. Kufika bedsitter kwanza tulipatana na concert ya mapanya, guest performers ilikua ni mende, lakini tulikua maji so haidhuru! 😂 Nilikua nimefika Juja nirombosewe but sasa nilijipata ata nimeenda na mtu bedsitter😂.

Tukaingia bed, the sexual tension was real, we started making out, bubu language AKA lamba nikulambe 😋. Kuingiza mkono kwa ile corner ya bed, bado tools zilikua, panya hawakua wamezivamia bado 😂. Teketeke, tukavua nguo, lakini mimi nikavaa jacket 😉, refa puliza, mechi ianze!

Sura ni 2 star, haga ni 5 star, angalia ukuta. Arch ni moja hatari, mgongo inajikunja kama aluminium, I could tell it wasn't her 1st,2nd, 3rd, or 45th time, hii ni mambo amezoea buana😂. Lakini haidhuru, tulisema mlevi kwa mtaro ni mambo ya kawaida, ukijipata pita kando kando😎.

Mimi niko nyuma kama bodyguard wa rais, najiambia nisukume dakika kumi 1st round, lakini kutu ya miezi tatu ni tiambo, nilipiga 75 fire seconds wagenge wakatoka kuota jua😂. Round 2 nayo alitii, nilikawia kama disbursement ya bursary za CDF, ilibidi tuabandon mechi tulale 😂.

Asubuhi kuamka niliona hiyo sura nikashtuka, lakini kuona haga, equation ilikua inabalance 😂. Mi nilikua nadai kurudi kite kwa bro yangu but huyo dem hakua na haraka. She barely knew me, and even when we got sober she wasn't fazed, she was okay with staying with me.

It got me thinking, I was even more disturbed than she was. I asked her when she wanted to leave, she said she could leave the next day, it was alarming. Maybe she felt safe around me because we had a common friend, I don't know, but still I didn't get it.

So we stayed, mechi back to back mpaka ikabidi niongezee tools kwa duka 😂. Pale nilikua nashine kama prime Jay-Jay Okocha! 😂 Sunday nikarudi kwa bro, na number nilichukua, just in case😂...✒️

So guys yesterday it seemed like KOT was at war, gender war. The sacking of Kina Shaffie really set things off, men feeling oppressed, and women rightfully feeling wronged by the comments made by Shaffie and Co. I agree it was insensitive.

But we must also agree that there was a message in the comments made. I think it's wise to advise women not to meet with strangers in private places, some people are psychos, so it's risky. That however does not mean I support sexual harassment, I strongly condemn it.

Bottom line is, don't make it easy for people who might want to harass you, whenever possible don't put yourself in a situation where you might be raped, don't trust strangers.

Guys, the war isn't men vs women, THE WAR IS AGAINST SEXUAL ABUSE!

The tag today is
#TonnieWaJujaIsBack, let's remind them.

Thank you!

Good day maniacs.✊

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