A derivative is any contract that “derives” value from an underlying asset. So if you buy a contract that pays you out every time Arsenal wins, you have a derivative.
You will also be poor & depressed.
You’re a football manager looking to sign 19yo wonderkid striker Jose from OnlyFans FC. Nobody really knows how much Jose is worth.
You figure Jose is worth at least €60m if he can bang in 25 goals this season. But a bigger club might buy him by then.
Enter derivatives...
You approach OnlyFans FC & negotiate for the option to buy Jose at the end of the season for €40m, no matter what happens
OnlyFans FC think Jose will be worth €45m by then. They ask you to pay €5m for this option to buy him for €40m
Option premium: €5m
Strike price: €40m
Scenario 1
Jose bangs in 25 goals over the season and is worth €60m. You exercise your option to buy him for just €40m. But you also paid €5m for this option.
60-40-5= 15
You made €15m on this deal.
At the end of the season, your exercised the option "in the money (ITM)"
Scenario 2
Jose spends all season popping bottles in Mayfair and starts doing coke. He scores three goals that season. He’s worth €10m.
You decide not to exercise your option to buy Jose for €40m and lose your €5m. OnlyFans FC gain €5m
Your option is "out the money (OTM)
Scenario 3
Jose scores 14 goals including a hat-trick against Liverpool when Trent played RB, so it doesn't really count.
He ends up being worth €45m. At this point, the option was fairly priced. You & OnlyFans FC don't make or lose anything from this arrangement.
The option to buy Jose at a pre-specified price in the future is a call option.
OnlyFans can also protect themselves from the downside of Jose's coke habit by negotiating an option to sell him for €45m (put option)
If he ends up worth more than €45m, they don't sell him
Black-Scholes is a differential equation solving option prices. Pretty big deal in finance & economics, these dudes won a Nobel Prize for their work. Still, the original equation had many limitations.
In an investment bank nobody works this stuff out manually... ever
Intrinsic value is basically the difference between underlying asset value and the option strike price
Jose is worth €55m half-way through the season, you have the option to buy him for €40m, the intrinsic value of your option is €15m
...but there's still half a season to go
Time decays the value of options
With fewer games left in the season - the fewer goals Jose will realistically score. More games = more opportunities for goals = higher value for Jose.
Time isn't a linear function, decay speeds up faster in the second half of the option life
Volatility impacts the time value of options
If Jose has 40 games ahead of him & either scores 5 goals or no goals (volatile performance), the time value component of the option to buy Jose will be higher
If there's just 2 games left, volatility will have much less of an impact
If you're thinking options are a pretty neat way to gain massive exposure without putting down too much capital - you're right BUT with the wrong strategy... your losses have no floor. It's a bad, bad place to be on the wrong side of an options trade.
Derivatives start becoming dangerous when you stack them. What if you invest in options that are based on the value of your options based on Jose's goals? A derivative of a derivative
Many of the early derivatives products were designed to de-risk & hedge out exposure... the irony is it has ended up incentivizing taking on more risk and speculation.
There's a ton of Greek letters behind options strategies, short story - it's easy to get tangled up in them
What happens when you have excess liquidity, "stonks always go up" & this frenzied volume of call option buying (especially deep out the money options)?
It ends badly.
This is like betting Jose will score 120 goals a season instead of 25. Worse, it creates massive volatility.
Before rolling the dice on Jose banging in goals this season & buying up naked call options, remember he may not even be 19yo
That's the market we're in - Fed stimmy pumping liquidity & inflating valuations make everything look attractive
If you're into sexy bedtime reading there's a paper I wrote with @Kanshuk a few years ago on pricing & designing a commodity based volatility security using Geometric Brownian Motion. Unlocked countless IB roles before I graduated.
Now I don't use fancy math, I just buy the dip
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Petrol price increase since Jan 2021: 17%
Your salary increase since Jan 2021: -
There's nothing more infuriating than hearing government blame fuel increases on global oil prices
... while conveniently forgetting to mention higher fuel taxes and levies (already a massive chunk of the price)
Fuel prices, electricity tariffs & food price increases FAR exceed 2.9%... but hey let's keep applying our current, archaic version of CPI as a proxy for "inflation"
By now you would have seen the media storm over Goldman Sachs analysts working 100+ hours a week.
I've had the fortune (misfortune?) of being both a junior banker and a few years later, team staffer. Here's a bit of insight on why investment banking hours are so long [Thread]
Investment banking is a 6 hour work day stretched across 16 - thanks to long standing inefficiencies, a rigid hierarchy and archaic elements of measuring performance.
Your "game time" when you're running hot and grinding hard is a fraction of the total time you spend on the desk
Across most product areas, you're carved into origination and execution.
Senior bankers are the hunters bringing in deals (originating). Junior bankers are running point on day to day on the deals (executing)
It's two entirely different jobs across the very same client
If you say stupid shit like this in an investment bank, they take you down to the print room and shoot you. I'd rather read 50 shades of grey than this pseudo-valuation bullshit. Companies are valued on their FUTURE earnings performance - i.e. tomorrow's earnings performance!
Wait, there's companies with zero revenue & high valuations? Yes! Some even have $1bn+ valuations
Most are SPACs BUT there are single companies with $1bn+ valuations with no revenue
Nikola was valued over $30bn at one point & never sold a one truck. Now at $5bn, still not zero!
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Think of an acquisition as a marriage. A scary number of marriages fail, just like deals. Sometimes the person you date is different to the one you marry (poor due diligence). Both marriages and deals fail when the future isn't what you expected it to be.
Back in 2003, Mr Price tried something different. They dated a South American expansion. They had a couple of test stores in Chile. It failed & they shut it down.
In 2008, Sun International (SUI) tried dating in South America. They started out very slow.. then it went really bad
You're essentially minting a tweet, creating a NFT, transacting on the blockchain & settling payment in ETH
NFT is a non-fungible token
Fancy term for a digital certificate for intellectual property. Think of it like an autograph. Someone pays for your autograph and keeps it as an investment.
Your autograph (NFT) here is a digital certificate of your tweet.