What the fuck did you just fucking say about Thorchain, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the @THORChainLPU, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Uniswap, and I have over 300 confirmed swaps.
I am trained in aping into shitcoins and I'm the top degen in the entire Degen Score Citadel. You are nothing to me but just another bagholder. I will bankrupt you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit about $RUNE over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of rug pullers across the USA and your ETH address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your portfolio. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can short sell your shitcoins in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my FTX account.
Not only am I extensively trained in fundamental and technical analysis, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Thorchain Warriors and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable portfolio off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
Your bags will wither at the sight of my diamond hands. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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