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18 Apr, 10 tweets, 2 min read
Quarantine brain finally got me, I think. Everything has felt so vapid and purposeless for the last week.

No braincells. Can't focus on everything. Head completely empty.
I'm at the point where I'm like, "Haha, but what if...I moved across the country and started a farm and lived off the grid. What if I did that."

MA'AM?! You have never successfully grown edible plants in your life! You do not know how to milk goats and tend chickens! STOP THAT.
But I can't seem to focus on the actual reality that surrounds me, so I'm just...cottagecore pipe-dreaming.

I keep writing about wangxian having cute little cottagecore lives. That's the best I can do!

I'm struggling to write over the last few days though. Major brainfog. 😭
Anyway. The only coherent thought I have managed to scrape together in the last 24 hours is this:

When LWJ is feeling this way (bored/restless/cranky/etc.) he needs to suck on some part of WWX's body to soothe himself.
He's not too picky about which bodypart! Fingers are good. He'll nibble on an earlobe. Maybe suck on WWX's neck a lil bit. It helps.

But on the REALLY bad days...WWX takes one look at his husband, sighs, and immediately takes off his pants.
On bad days, LWJ just has an aura (thankfully only perceptible to WWX!) that if he doesn't get to suck his husband's dick in the next five minutes, he's going to throw a tantrum.
(He will settle for a nice round of rimming too, if that's what WWX prefers today. Marriage is about compromise, after all! 😌

But yeah: he needs some part of WWX's body in his mouth NOW or he is going to SNAP.)
And I just like to imagine LWJ gets very pouty about its sometimes!

Especially if WWX is busy with something and doesn't want to drop his trousers THIS INSTANT.
LWJ: It has been an eternity since I have had Wei Ying in my mouth. 😔

WWX: Sweetheart. You woke me up with a blowjob THIS MORNING.

LWJ: An eternity. 😔 Wei Ying no longer cares for me. My husband finds me unsightly...
WWX lets out a VERY DRAMATIC AND POINTED SIGH.

And he puts away his talisman papers and clears his desk and prepares to get a very enthusiastic blowjob.

Marriage is so difficult. 😔

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21 Apr
Sidenote relating to the Background Nielan that I sprinkle in all my modern AUs:

I so enjoy thinking of modern!NMJ as an uncle.

I think he would just ADORE LWJ's babies, and aggressively campaign for the right to take them camping, have them spend the night, etc.
He WANTS to change diapers and give bottles! He WANTS to come to the kids' school plays! He is at the soccer field EVERY weekend, loudly cheering as the kids awkwardly try to maneuver the ball!
He cries when he finds out LWJ is expecting. He cries when he sees the first ultrasound photo. He cries the first time he holds the baby. And the tenth. And probably the twentieth.

Sometimes, he just tears up because the babies EXIST, and NMJ loves babies so mu-huh-huch. 😭
Read 4 tweets
20 Apr
Okay, I have ANOTHER modern!wangxian a/b/o brainworm I must yell about!

I really want! An a/b/o AU! Where LWJ just decides to get artificially inseminated!
He knows he wants a baby, but he doesn't think a relationship is in the cards for him.

And, like. Maybe his parents were an A/O pair. And their relationship was super dysfunctional and unhealthy. So LWJ looks at marriage like...

Hm. I think Not. 😑
So he just buys some sperm, like a Strong Independent Omega Who Don't Need No Alpha. And he gets himself knocked up.

(Sidenote: I am sure LQR FREAKS when he hears about this plan, and objects VERY strenuously!)
Read 39 tweets
20 Apr
So, modern a/b/o with O!LWJ and A!WWX.

I feel like WWX would be...how do I put this delicately...the WORST?
He's one of Those Alphas who is very loud-and-proud about how he is an ALLY, he RESPECTS OMEGAS, etc.

He unironically has a water bottle labeled "respect omega juice".

And he has lots of omega friends, and he gets VERY HUFFY if anyone implies something untoward is going on.
Like, HELLO. Obviously alphas and omegas can be friends! Why are you ASSUMING they're sleeping together?! Are you a SEXIST?! Do you see omegas as SEX OBJECTS?!

Come join us in the 21st century, JIANG CHENG. 🙄
Read 21 tweets
19 Apr
I know we're all very fond of WWX being a rascal and wildly clamoring for LWJ's attention.

But the concept of LWJ making quiet (yet very determined!) bids for WWX's attention is so underrated.
It's particularly cute if LWJ starts doing that once they're already in a romantic relationship.

Like, he has JUST enough dignity to refrain from climbing into WWX's lap and wailing "pay attention to meeeee!"

But. Sometimes it's a close thing!
I think LWJ probably gives WWX a lot of Meaningful Looks that basically say, "I would like one (1) attention. Please dispense it at your earliest possible convenience."
Read 14 tweets
31 Mar
Anyway. The next time I write a modern wangxian AU, there will be a subplot where LQR is newly retired.

And he's just...driving his nephews completely crazy.
He calls LXC seven times in a row, but doesn't leave a single voicemail.

LXC sees the calls and he rushes to call his uncle back, terrified that there's an emergency.

What ELSE could have prompted so many consecutive calls???
But when he finally gets ahold of his uncle, LQR is just like, "I wanted to let you know that the supermarket has mangoes on sale. 🤗"
Read 10 tweets
4 Mar
Got the Bunji brainworms, so you're all gonna suffer with me.

LWJ is a shapeshifter! He forcibly shifts into bunny form whenever he gets too exhausted/sick/overextended. Sometimes, it takes him a while to recuperate enough to shift back.
One week, he lets himself get overtired with his job.

Oopsie! He's suddenly a fluffy white bunny!

Now, he could manage this situation if he were at home. It's happened before.
He has a little alert system rigged up so he can contact his brother and let him know he's stuck as a bunny.

LXC will come over to collect him. He'll take LWJ to his home and look after him for a few days. He'll call LWJ's workplace, too, and let them know he's "out sick".
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