He WANTS to change diapers and give bottles! He WANTS to come to the kids' school plays! He is at the soccer field EVERY weekend, loudly cheering as the kids awkwardly try to maneuver the ball!
He cries when he finds out LWJ is expecting. He cries when he sees the first ultrasound photo. He cries the first time he holds the baby. And the tenth. And probably the twentieth.
Sometimes, he just tears up because the babies EXIST, and NMJ loves babies so mu-huh-huch. 😭
The kids aren't even genetically related to him, but he's ten times more emotional about their existence than LXC.
The first time the kids call him "uncle", LXC is warmly delighted.
The first time the kids call HIM "uncle", NMJ is on the floor, sobbing into the carpet.
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I feel like WWX would be...how do I put this delicately...the WORST?
He's one of Those Alphas who is very loud-and-proud about how he is an ALLY, he RESPECTS OMEGAS, etc.
He unironically has a water bottle labeled "respect omega juice".
And he has lots of omega friends, and he gets VERY HUFFY if anyone implies something untoward is going on.
Like, HELLO. Obviously alphas and omegas can be friends! Why are you ASSUMING they're sleeping together?! Are you a SEXIST?! Do you see omegas as SEX OBJECTS?!
I know we're all very fond of WWX being a rascal and wildly clamoring for LWJ's attention.
But the concept of LWJ making quiet (yet very determined!) bids for WWX's attention is so underrated.
It's particularly cute if LWJ starts doing that once they're already in a romantic relationship.
Like, he has JUST enough dignity to refrain from climbing into WWX's lap and wailing "pay attention to meeeee!"
But. Sometimes it's a close thing!
I think LWJ probably gives WWX a lot of Meaningful Looks that basically say, "I would like one (1) attention. Please dispense it at your earliest possible convenience."
Got the Bunji brainworms, so you're all gonna suffer with me.
LWJ is a shapeshifter! He forcibly shifts into bunny form whenever he gets too exhausted/sick/overextended. Sometimes, it takes him a while to recuperate enough to shift back.
One week, he lets himself get overtired with his job.
Oopsie! He's suddenly a fluffy white bunny!
Now, he could manage this situation if he were at home. It's happened before.
He has a little alert system rigged up so he can contact his brother and let him know he's stuck as a bunny.
LXC will come over to collect him. He'll take LWJ to his home and look after him for a few days. He'll call LWJ's workplace, too, and let them know he's "out sick".