@SeeHearSmell @VeeCeeMurphy76 @SaltPepperNSoul If they're using the system I think they're using, this isn't a recount... this is an actual audit.

All counting does is tell you how many "votes" are in your possession.

An audit tells you if the votes are legit.

Simply re-counting votes has no bearing on legitimacy.

Get it?
@SeeHearSmell @VeeCeeMurphy76 @SaltPepperNSoul Imagine I hand you a suitcase with a million dollars in it.
It's broken up into 100 stacks of $10,000.

As you go through the money, it seems like the bills on the outer parts of the stacks are real, but something's off with the inner ones. You say it's not the million I claimed.
@SeeHearSmell @VeeCeeMurphy76 @SaltPepperNSoul After being insulted, but understanding, by such an accusation, I assure you that it's all there, that it is the 100 stacks of $10k, making a million, that I claim.

And then to prove it, I count it in front of you.
As you can see, 100 stacks are there.
@SeeHearSmell @VeeCeeMurphy76 @SaltPepperNSoul Well, being the damned KAREN that you are, you claim it's not good enough.

And I say FINE! I'll recount it again, and this time I'll count each and every individual bill.

Each bill is $100.
Each stack in fact has 100 of those.
There are 100 stacks.

Surely you're happy now?!
@SeeHearSmell @VeeCeeMurphy76 @SaltPepperNSoul But gosh frickin' golly... you're not happy now.

All of a sudden, you make this ridiculous claim that that's not what you meant when you said the million wasn't all there.

So I say FINE!
And I have someone else count the bills out in front of you.

Happy now?
Three recounts.
@SeeHearSmell @VeeCeeMurphy76 @SaltPepperNSoul Lo and effing behold, "ThAt'S sTiLl NoT gOoD eNoUgH!".

Now you want to inspect the bills with one of those stupid pens and a uv light.

GET OVER IT!
YOU SAW THE COUNT!
THE MILLY IS THERE!!!!

Maybe... you stop being such a conspiracy theorist & join the rest of us in reality.

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Aight so hear me out.
@TheOfficerTatum said to go thro ugh and old incident accounts to see what burden he'd been bearing for society. Weeeeeelll...

What if we took that a step further?
What about a Lowlight Reel?

Instead of PR that cares about feelings...
What if... (cont'd)
What if police around the country start releasing examples of things that y'all have to deal with?

"Proven Guilty" stuff, preferably.
Obviously, don't be showing things that could be described in a cutaway on twitter, but...

Maybe, get real?
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That'd work, too.

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Ooh la la...

There aren't many #Chinese Consulates in the #USA.
That means everyone has to go through a small batch of point people, "officially".

Ain't that convenient?
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So that would mean...

Hua Chunying is point for Chicago.
Zhang Ping in Los Angeles.
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12 Dec 20
I've gotta ask.
What're y'all praying for?

God's got @realDonaldTrump's back. We know this.
And the rest of the patriots, like @GenFlynn.

God isn't stopping sick people from being corrupt.
We are.
And God's got our back, too.

The sickos will never "do the right thing".
We are.
Don't worry... I'm not questioning which direction you're praying in. That's a bit of a moot point.

God is God is God.
The Alpha, Infinity, Omega.

God's Plan doesn't bend to your whims and desires.
God may listen to you, but They do not listen TO you.

God will do as God Wills.
Even then, that's not to say that the Divine doesn't Intervene.

Was God "waiting for you to ask"?
If you don't ask for protect, will God not protect as they otherwise would have?

Or have you noticed that the protection comes whether you ask for it or not?

Whose Will be done?
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Got done with The Bible a while ago.
Got bored. Picked up another Holy Book.

So I decided on Zoroaster, right?
Right.

Already done with The Vendidad.
They sure love dogs.

Also, you find the common understanding of heaven'n'hell, judgement day, resurrection, savior figure, etc.
I'm not entire sure what order I'm supposed to be reading this stuff in, but I found a Zend Avesta that seems to have all the writings in it.

It's interesting to see all the similarities between Hinduism, Semitic, & Egyptian (including the monotheist version) all wrapped into 1.
It's likewise interesting to piece together why the Freemasons say that Jesus went to the East (India) & came back with all sorts of knowledge.

Turns out, that's backwards.
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Jesus "started in the East". 🙉
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So I'm going through the Old Testament, right?
Riiiiiiiight.

Don't worry, I'm not planning on doing the same thing as I did with the New Testament. Twitter would have shut down before I'm even a quarter of the way through!
Trying not to do this but...

Genesis 39:22

Whyyyyyy would a keeper put a prisoner in charge of other prisoners? Slaves I can understand, but prisoners?

That makes no sense.

Among sooooo many other things so far. -_-
Oh, he went from prisoner to (bond)servant.
Makes more sense.

But then... Genesis 42:23
Whyyyyy would Joseph have needed an interpreter?
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People get so excited when I tell them I'm reading the bible.
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They also lose that excitement as soon as I start asking questions.

It's the strangest damned thing.
How on Earth does someone know the perspective of the Pharisees after the death of Jesus in Matthew?

Matthew 28:11-15, specifically.

Did the Holy Spirit reveal this to the writer?
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If no, where does this narrative come from?
According to?
Here's another question:

Even if he was shouting at the top of his lungs...
How could 5,000 people HEAR Jesus?

(Bread and Fish aside.)
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