Responses to the original post are not invited, by the way
The problem with these social media clickbait polls is that “Everyone has an opinion” does not always translate to “Other people care about your opinion”.
Also, “tryna” is cringeworthy exactly 100% of the time.
My system for buying bananas hasn’t changed in three decades: you buy some yellow, some greenish yellow, and some deep green ones so you don’t have to buy more bananas in three days. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THERE ARE ALMOST NEVER GREEN BANANAS ON THE SHELVES
MY WIFE: “When you buy bananas, be sure to buy some of each.”
ME, AT GROCERY STORE: (sees 200 bananas, all of which are the exact same shade of yellow with the faintest hint of green)
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Once a talking point takes hold, no explanation is sufficient to un-clench it from the lexicon of Things the GOP Will Always Believe.
“If you’re explaining, you’re losing”, paved the way for a Party whose entire notion of virtue could be broken down into “winning” vs. “losing”.
The takeaway is that there is no real downside to the GOP strategy of ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK, because neither they nor their base are constrained by honesty or critical thinking.
Trump is gone (for) now, but there is no effort whatsoever from his Party to evolve beyond him.
Yes, we all remember President Obama with his incendiary and notoriously divisive rhetoric, particularly when it came to race rawstory.com/barack-obama-j…
For the record, I’m giving you all credit for recognizing the intrinsic absurdity of my premise without having to explain my sarcasm
Because if there’s one thing that never happens on Twitter, it’s deliberately absurd statements being taken 100% at face value
I’m thinking about writing a science-fiction screenplay where a cynical TV commentator who reliably repeats white-supremacist talking points is replaced with a bona fide white supremacist who believes every word he says and NOBODY NOTICES THE DIFFERENCE BECAUSE IT DOES NOT MATTER
ALIEN 1: There is conservative commentator Tucker Carlson; let’s scramble his brains to make him a bona fide racist
ALIEN 2: Wasn’t he already—
ALIEN 1: No, it was just for ratings
(ZAP)
CARLSON: We have too many immigrants
FOX VIEWERS: Something seems...not at all different
We’re never gonna see a Republican like Bush, McCain, or Romney again. The GOP might as well replace their goddamned elephant with an actual poop-flinging monkey.
CHARACTERISTICS OF GOP RISING STARS, POST-TRUMP:
- Don’t know jack about shit
- Make headlines for boldly ignorant sloganeering and/or smug putdowns
- “How triggered are the liberals” is primary measure of success
- Defended by wave after wave of Whataboutism on Fox News et. al