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5 May, 7 tweets, 3 min read
Brian Kilmeade is trending because he was a dick to a 6th grader.
Let me show you when Brian Kilmeade hit a 2 year old in the face with a basketball and made him cry
brian kilmeade also defended the children separation policy at the border because these kids are not as important as "our" kids in Idaho or texas.
also Bruan Kilmead to a Nicaraguan: "You Grew Up On Tacos, Correct?"
Brian Kilmead also said We dont need to go over the 500K covid death toll because it is stupid
H/T: @TYT
Brian kilmead also said the minimum wage should not be a living wage
Brian kilmead also suggested women trying a case should use their " assets with is a great body and a great figure"
Brian kilmead also asked his African American cohost if she makes Koolaid

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Formerly Known as ALT-immigration πŸ›‚ Profile picture
3 May
since Julian Assange is trending, here is a flashback on when they tweeted about their "proprietary internal adversarial stylometry" analysis with a low-resolution screenshot. i did some digging and found out what they tweeted was a thomas hardy novel fictional character analysis
the original tweet is here
Assange is Horseshit
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29 Apr
This was today's announcement of a big multi state liquid meth drug bust in Florida .
Those buckets tho
hold on.
Those were not even the buckets the drugs were found on, but the sheriff's office somehow got brand new home depot buckets for this.... that is some logic
This gets way better:
@PolkCoSheriff is both surprised about upset about 25 lbs of pot gummies and hard candy that " will eventually be marketed to your children" and quickly skipped the 2500 Xanax pills.
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24 Apr
I just ran over a turtle with the lawn mower ) i did not see it) while cutting some tall grass. It is missing a chunk from the top part of its shell, there is some blood. The turtle is moving and reacting when I get close. What do I do to save it?
Update: cleaned the wound, put masking tape over it , looked for the missing shell with no luck. My state’s DNR are going to call back with a location to drop it off.
Btw: I still have the baby ones I found in the driveway two weeks ago. DNR said to release them in one more week. I ll make sure they are down in the creek and not on my property Image
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20 Apr
#BREAKING
Count1: guilty
Count 2: guilty
Count 3: GUILTY
Guilty on all charges
#chauvinverdict
BAIL IS REVOKED.
Chauvin is going to lock up
Now imagine if there was no clear cell phone video of the entire murder.
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10 Apr
Isn't it nice to:
Go online Schedule a vaccination time/place.
Show up with ID / prove your age
Get vaccine.
Thank the Nurse
Walk out
No payment method pulled
No Insurance approval/denial worry

Congrats, you have just experienced universal healthcare

#UniversalHealthcareNow
other countries who enjoy the feeling above daily and did not implode from within:
Austria, Belarus, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Isle of Man, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Moldova, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania..
.. Serbia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, and the United Kingdom.
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26 Mar
Hey @Indiegogo,
I was looking for an electric bike.
I came across this ebike and its totally cool and revolutionary designer.. then again, I checked @AlibabaGroup and guess what?
I think there is a scammery going on :)
I mean... @Indiegogo .... they are selling the bike for $1,300 +, some for $2600.
My friend Cici at the same factory wanted to cut me a deal at $285 USD a bike if I order 1000 a month with laser stamped "immiSansPants" on the bike and the boxes. @ElectripB, I smell da grift stink
here is the link to both. You decide:
The indiegogo sketchy design: indiegogo.com/projects/the-t…
The totally similar bike on alibaba that existed prior alibaba.com/product-detail…
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