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6 May, 4 tweets, 1 min read
if all the rich assholes leave i promise to return to California and live my best life as a guy who sits on the beach outside of Eureka and drinks 22 oz coronas
i only left california due to a mix of shitty overbearing government, climate change and gun laws. i still consider it the very best state. the competition isn't particularly close.
like seriously, try to find a single motherfucking place on this globe that's prettier than Arcata. i fucking dare you.
the absolute worst thing about california is the rich people, who infect the politics and own the best parts of the coast.

the best thing about Oregon is that every single inch of coastline is property of the people who live here.

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A fascinating breakdown of how @dannoyes got played by a fascist. He did what appears to be zero work to back up his source's claims or investigate that person's background.
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We cross referenced claims made by right wing vigilantes with OS evidence.
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the thing that is actually incredible about the space race and both the Russian and U.S. space programs is how FEW people died. I don't expect the same from corporate run, exploitation driven space races.
i've been watching 'for all mankind' lately, an alt-history about the USSR reaching the moon first. They have the first cosmonaut give a propagandistic speech about marxist-leninist civilization. and tbh, I don't believe that would've happened.
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hi does anyone in Oregon know where I could get horse meat? Ideally an entire horse.

I have a recipe I need to try once it is eel season again
since i was a young man I have dreamt of an Eel Horse: an entire horse carcass stuffed with eels, seasoned, wrapped and buried in a pit fire and cooked until crispy.

as far as I know no one has ever made this and I aim to be first
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i have had hundreds of interactions with the police over my life. I have never been arrested. I have never once felt safer as a result of their presence in a situation.
i have never been arrested for the same reason I have never been seriously injured by an angry dog. The same tactics work on both. Your best best bet for safety with with cops is to treat them like violent and unpredictable animals.
this all of course presumes you are white. I would not attempt to give anyone else advice on dealing with the cops.
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18 Feb
the state under Trump and Biden has made it very clear that we have two options:

1. Radical mutual aid

2. Death
Radical mutual aid does not just mean "donating canned goods" or whatever.

It means creating and expanding a durable safety net that exists outside the state.
I don't precisely know yet how I plan to help with this, besides raising funds as I have done for years.

I will be announcing something this year though.
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I just got an ad for "Trump Passports" for "Trump Citizens" who want to get ready for "MAGA 2024"

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