Thread by @iowahawkblog

Looks at Zillow estimate on house: holy shit I'm rich!

Looks at prices of everything else: holy shit I'm poor!

On the upside, if we have another pandemic at least we won't have to worry about another toilet paper shortage

https://twitter.com/jamft/status/1391736850985877507

go home Zillow, you're drunk

sure, I guess I'd be happy if the price of my doublewide jumped $782k in one year, but I'm thinking there may be some unintended consequences

If the value of my doublewide keep going up at the same *percentage* rate it has the last 30, it'll gain another $1.3 million in the next year.

Also, if that happens, sane people will all switch to Dogecoin and dollars will only be used as fuel at the hobo camps

don't worry kids, maybe you'll never be able to afford a house, but who knows? Maybe your TikTok stimmy check dance will go viral

This is what economists technically call batshit insane

https://twitter.com/julieverhage/status/1391759022106234884

me: hey there's a dead body in the middle of the room

you: HOW DO KNOW BOB GUNDERSON KILLED HIM WITH A TIRE IRON AT 11:45 PM? HUH? HUH? EXPLAIN THAT, SMART GUY

https://twitter.com/timmeetuckr/status/1391787536217956368

Lemme see if I can explain this to lil' Timmee. See, Timmee, when Republicans and Democrats love their voters very, very much, they have a big fight over who gets to splooge them with their trillion dollar stimulation wangs, and this is where baby inflation comes from

once again, I pray that none of you will ever be retweeted by Ben Shapiro and experience the cavalcade of lunatics that follow in the wake