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The Mossad: The Social Media Account

@TheMossadIL

15 May

https://twitter.com/SusanSarandon/status/1393241653620748288

Hi. Jew here.
Every thing in that tweet is a lie.

Many rockets hit heavily populated cities including the Tel Aviv area. Israelis and foreign nationals as young as 5 have been killed.

https://twitter.com/SusanSarandon/status/1393241653620748288

The US didn't "buy" us anything. It shows you have no understanding of how US-Israel Defence agreements work. The Iron Dome was developed here in Israel.

Gaza has "nothing" because Hamas chose to spend all their money on a pipe dream to destroy us, instead of allowing normal lives for their own people.

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The Mossad: The Social Media Account

@TheMossadIL

20 Apr

We have been getting so many badly translated death threats in the past few days we're thinking of making a dedicated twitter account just to share them all.

https://twitter.com/Mahdi39089233/status/1384597864765026306?s=19

https://twitter.com/Mahdi39089233/status/1384597864765026306?s=19

https://twitter.com/Abolfazliran4/status/1384603008663707655?s=19

II
Fire you

https://twitter.com/Abolfazliran4/status/1384603008663707655?s=19

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The Mossad: The Social Media Account

@TheMossadIL

21 Mar

About this time BDS is tweet storming #UnitedAgainstRacism.

They're probably going to use this opportunity to point out that racism exists in Israel as if it doesn't exist anywhere else.

Well, sure it does. Are we trying to recognize it and treat it? We sure hope so.

Sure we can give you graphics disproving the claim that there is no discrimination in health care.

Sure we can show you how Israel vaccinated more Palestinians than the Palestinians through coordinated efforts.

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The Mossad: The Social Media Account

@TheMossadIL

6 Feb

After attempting to annihilate the Jews in the Middle East by all out war, boycotts, embargoes, stabbings, shootings, suicide bombings, murdering Olympic athletes, hijacking planes, pushing disabled persons off boats, car rammings, kidnappings, launching rockets,

explosive balloons, more stabbings, cultural boycotts, academic boycotts, commercial boycotts, sports boycotts, social media abuse, synagogue massacres, murdering entire families in their sleep, hijacking a bus and going on a shooting spree, mass shootings in schools,

promotion of terror, guaranteed lifetime payment and recognition for Jew murder, erecting monuments in honour of terrorists who murdered Jews, education from birth on moral duty to murder Jews, booby trapping children's toys,

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The Mossad: The Social Media Account

@TheMossadIL

2 Dec 20

ANNOUNCEMENT
I'm throwing in my hat for Knesset.

I'll be running an extremist campaign filled with factual errors and lofty unachievable promises. We will have diplomatic relations with Antarctica and we will put a man on Io.

#IsraElex4
#Mossad4PM 🇮🇱

@khamenei_ir

Spoiler about Io: it'll be @khamenei_ir and he won't be coming back.

All Jewish, Christian and Muslim holidays will become statutory holidays with pay. The work week will be Monday to Thursday. Free health care but only for gun owners. Free guns but only to health workers and every household gets their own Iron Dome.

#IsraElex4
#Mossad4PM 🇮🇱

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