SEAN SPICER: The former President did not pee or poo himself last night. His pants were stylishly wrinkled and his lower gut is not a fupa. He looked dry, handsome, and stylish. PERIOD!
MARK MEADOWS: We are strongly investigating a credible plot, by Italy, to give President Trump a pair of pants with the front in the back and the back in the front, as a way to thwart his chances of reelection. Fashion terrorism. We believe we have key evidence.
KAYLEIGH MCENANY: If you notice, the media will photograph the Bidens out on their bicycles, but President Trump models new and exciting pants, that retain rain water, which is good for the environment, the left pretends to care so much about, and they immediately go negative.
MIKE LINDELL: Last night, the real President, Donald J. Trump, modeled my new line of Bed Wetter Pillow Pants, as a favor, and showed the country that while telling us about how he is gonna fix this country and stop socialism, he doesn't need to take time wasting bathroom breaks!
SEAN HANNITY: Every American Boater for Trump can appreciate the pants Donald wore last night, waterproof, inflatable, sturdy, but the left wants you to think there's some evil purpose. It's clear that Trump is testing out a new secret weapon to defeat future Chinese lab leaks.
RUDY GIULIANI: Donald is not gonna stop peeing and pooing himself until he's returned to the Oval Office, after having the election stolen from him. You've heard of Gandhi's hunger strikes? This is Trump's Potty Strike. I may join him. I'm going right now, as we're talking.
RAND PAUL: What did Dr. Fauci know about Trump's pants and when did he know it?
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: Who else, like me, still has President Trump's back? Even when he wears it in the front.
MATT GAETZ: Donald Trump is proving that a guy like him, in his late 50s, can still rock tight fitting skinny jeans. I hope when I'm his age I can still have a toned and fit ass like he does. Keep rocking the skinny jeans Mr. President!
LINDSEY GRAHAM: I saw what Mr. Trump did to his pants last night, and I'm done. Sorry Mr. Trump, but I'm out.
(Moments later)
LINDSEY GRAHAM: I meant I was out getting the same pants. Tell ya what I'm gonna do, pee myself in solidarity with President Trump and y'all should too.
(Moments later)
LINDSEY GRAHAM: I meant I was out getting the same pants. Tell ya what I'm gonna do, pee myself in solidarity with President Trump and y'all should too.
TED CRUZ: What Hamas did to Donald Trump's pants is a result of the failed Middle East policies of Joe Biden. We must stand with Donald Trump against terror. Hamas, Iran, and Depends are all working together to destroy America. I for one won't stand for it!
TUCKER CARLSON: What if Donald Trump's pants were not the pair he meant to put on? What if they were put in his dresser by some other? Do we know who had access to his wardrobe? This is not a conspiracy theory, this is true. It's an honest question, who put him in those pants?
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