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Rajeev Jain ✋

21 Jun, 11 tweets, 3 min read

@narendramodi

So Bholu Bhakt decides to call up @narendramodi today.....

Bholu Bhakt: Modi Ji, thank you very much for taking my call. I never thought I would be able to talk to you. I want to ask you something.

Modi: No problem, ask..
1/n

Bholu Bhakt: Modi Ji, can you tell us something about the current state of economy? What is the current state of Indian Economy and what are you doing about it?

Modi: A-ha, usually I answer difficult questions first but I will answer this easy question for you as easily as 2/n

I answer all easy questions. The Ease of Easy Answering.

Bholu Bhakt: Okay please tell.

Modi: Instead of telling you, I will help you understand it better with a practical experiment because Practise, Practicals and Protocol are the 3 Ps to success..
3/n

Bholu Bhakt: Yes Sir

Modi: First sit down on the ground, hold your left leg in your right hand

Bholu Bhakt: Done

Modi: Now lift the left leg with your right hand and put it on your right shoulder

Bholu Bhakt: Done
4/n

Modi: Good. Now hold your right leg with your leg hand and pull your right leg over your left shoulder.

Bholu Bhakt: Uuurnnnghh. Done.

Modi: Now slide your head under the arch formed by your legs and lock your ankles with each other behind your neck
5/n

Bholu Bhakt: I..... Don't..... Ughhhhh...... Done

Modi: Now slowly bring your hands down to the floor, palm down, while your legs remain locked behind your neck

Bholu Bhakt: Arrghhhhh done

Modi: Very good. Now slide your hands under your hips and sit on them
6/n

Bholu Bhakt: Uhuhuhuh done

Modi: Now what do you feel?

Bholu Bhakt: I feel like I had fun when I started doing this but now my balls are being crushed between my thighs and it hurts. I am totally locked up with no clue how to untangle myself. 7/n

And I’m wondering why did I listen to you & get myself in this mess.

Modi: And that's exactly my answer to your 1st qtn.

BB: Wah Modi Ji Wah...What a brilliant way of explaining. I’ll definitely vote for you again in 2024. Hopefully I’ll untangle myself by election time. 8/n

Modi: Yes Yes..... Repair and Prepare 👍👍

Disclaimer: That awesome moment of time when the GDP is doing Shirshasana, the Industries are doing a Chakrasana, the goberment is doing a Shavasana and the public has to do Pranayam just to stay alive........ Happy #YogaDay

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Thread: 1/6
India, Indians and @narendramodi have now become objects of ridicule world wide. The world is worried about the possibility of a mutated strain of Corona emerging from India and has thus closed its gates to all Indians.
#ModiAgainstNation

2/6 It will be a long time before we are able to travel to any country.

A failed vaccine program, announced with much fanfare as #TikaUtsav with no stocks or no thought as to how it will be rolled out, has created an international situation.
#ModisCrimeAgainstIndia

3/6 A strain detected in UK, called the B.1617 has been classified by WHO as a 'strain of concern'. What this means in layman terms is that this strain may bypass the defenses created by the vaccines that are being currently administered.
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Thread: 1/6

3286 people died yesterday due to #CoronaPandemic as per official records.

Now multiply that by 30 and you get 98550 deaths in a month. Compare this with 2,00,000 deaths from April 2020 till April 2021. That is less than 548 deaths per day on an average.

2/6 Some international experts have said that the figures are being hidden & misreported. The factor they count is between 20 to 30. If that was true then what we are witnessing is mass culling of citizens of India.

3/6 Even at a factor of 20 (under reported or wrongly classified), the daily death count would be 65000 people all over the country. No wonder that we are running out of cremation space, wood & other facilities.

No wonder we’re running out of Oxygen. The goberment has collapsed.

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#POSITIVITY
Most efficient @narendramodi goberment (since 1947), that does lots of things in the name of reforms and public benefits (though nothing jells) wants us NOT to spread NEGATIVITY but to join it's Supporters in spreading POSITIVITY. 1/7

POSITIVITY in this nightmarish situation means the following DOs and DONTs :

1. DON'T talk about #Covid19 Talk about other things as though there is nothing like #COVID19India
2/7

2. DON'T see or let others see images of human misery. Don't share, for instance, pictures of burning pyres, woman wailing, patients gasping, etc.

3. DON'T count the dead.

4. DON'T talk about rallies and religious gatherings. These were unavoidable.
3/7

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Thread: 1/8

On the other day, @narendramodi declared that people below 45 years will not be vaccinated for now. In his very own theatrical style, he asked the naujawans to bear with this decision.
#CoronavirusPandemic
#CoronaVaccine
#ModiFailsIndia

@BJP4India

2/8 #Modi and @BJP4India are famous for preaching deshbhakti. A desh or a modern nation is recognised to have three "vital interests" to be protected at all costs. They are
1. A nation's people
2. it's territory and
3. it's sovereignty.

3/8 It is the practice all over the world to pull all a nation's resources to rise to the occasion if one of its vital interest is threatened. It's people included.
India has immense resources. It is not a poor country. It can afford to vaccinate each one of its people.

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Thread: 1/8
"समर शेष है, नहीं पाप का भागी केवल व्याघ्र,
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In @myogiadityanath own constituency, kids died due to lack of oxygen in the state BRD Hospital.
So many died one night that the scenes were distressing.

@drkafeelkhan

2/8 One doctor, who ran all through the night, @drkafeelkhan trying to get oxygen from any source possible was later persecuted. He was harassed no end, sent to jail for telling the truth about the oxygen shortage and had to finally leave UP to go and work in Jaipur

@BJP4India

3/8 where #Congress assured him of protection. The supporters of hardcore criminal ajay bisht and @BJP4India kept quiet. They did not come out in support of the honest and dedicated doctor, who had clearly gone beyond the call of his duty and tried to save children.

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8 Apr

@narendramodi

Thread 1/5
@narendramodi was nothing but a Gujarat local satrap. He never out grew into a national leader. Yet, he let Gujarat down too very badly.

He just did great event management & fooled people of Gujarat & sent them into orgasms by presiding over a pogrom to kill Muslims.

2/5 After that, no matter what wrong he did, he became apro modi (bhakts own modi) and all his sins were forgiven.

But now his sins of omission and commission have come back to haunt the very people who supported him.

3/5 modi presided over the destruction of public infrastructure in Gujarat & called it the 'Gujarat Model' & went about implementing the same when he came to the center.

Thankfully, those before him had done massive development that even he with all his clever schemes is unable

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