Gist lover blog ate their own Sallah meat with monkey tail.
As they were filled, they came and posted a screenshot of the Snapchat conversation between aunty (Pejumade) and reekado Banks married brother (Temi) where they were talking about BDSM.
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Being a regular tiger generator, TwitterNg didn’t really drag Temi but focused on aunty (Pejumade) who was always tweeting that women should leave married men alone.
In their chat, Temi said…
“I’ll feed you food, like my dog”
E drag innocent bingo enter.
Oni BDSM isonu.
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Reactions…
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We left the BDSM immediately we saw a tweet where (Jebipatei) angrily said…
“Married men please wear your RINGS!!!”
One guy commented…
“Ring wey Dey turn Lagos babes on”
Another one said…
“That is when pejumade and co finds you attractive”
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Instablog came and said “lady cries out” as they posted (AuntyFeyi)’s tweet where she said women shouldn’t pay bloggers to embarrass her if they find their husbands coming close to her.
(Aunty Feyi) got angry and quoted instablog…
“It's your mother that will cry out”
Violence break🥂
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Throwback…
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(Aproko doctor) mistakenly drank fearless instead of water then came to ask…
“Did you ever witness your parents fighting?”
That is how tweeps started constructing reports on how their daddies gave their mummies smackdown on the couch
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Wahala be like bicycle…
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The Tl was getting too peaceful before one guy (Zee_Zhu) tweeted…
“The African giant thing aside.. burna boy actually looks like a gorilla”
One guy commented…
“Make he fans no catch you shaa 😂”
Another guy replied…
“i mean, they are just 11”
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Video vixen (Bolanle pepper dem) has seen pepper in her marriage.
She said that her husband (Lincoln) has turned her to punching bag at home.
Lincoln too came and said that Bolanle used to beat him.
These ones don turn small marriage to WWE
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This is why TwitterNg turned Barry Jhay to tiger gen today.
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Aunty Kika Goodhair that said one Ghanaian man scammed her was beaten blue black by the mans family after they sued her to court and she refused to show up.
Ghana wey we never settle our jollof beef, you still go find their trouble, why dem no go use the vex beat you?
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Best in reporting🔥👍🏽
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Let’s be nice❤️
There is this new app where you get to hold conversations with your friends, clients or family members.
I don’t like it when something good happen to people and they don’t share it for others to benefit, I no like to dey rant but this one pain me.
Some years back after writing jamb, I passed and gained admission while Femi failed and was learning mechanic. Fast forward to yester..
yesterday, I was viewing status on my WhatsApp then I came across Femis status where I saw a picture of Femi in a cool background, he was even wearing glasses sef, I replied him..
“Werey who carry you go lekki go flex?”
He sent laughing emoji and added...
“Beans no believe say e go rise, na water ginger am”
I checked the contact again to confirm if it was Femi, I saw that it was him then I replied...
“You Dey crase? Who you Dey drop motivational quote for?”
People that went to church for Palm Sunday were still on their way home before the devil passed memos to women that they should destroy the peace of Sunday.
The women that agreed to this were Tacha, Jola, Tolanibaj and Seyi shay.
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Jola was the least dragged yesterday, followed by Tolanibaj because immediately their gen ropes cut they didn’t bother to get new ones unlike Tacha and Seyi shay, their own rope cut and they gave guys money to buy new ones for them.
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Tacha was the first person that her gen got serviced after church service yesterday.
She dropped a 1 min video calling people who are not in support of the 10 million and Land Wike gave to burna boy “Mad & crazy”
TwitterNg dragged her and her titan stick yesterday.
Early in the morning yesterday, TwitterNg was peaceful till one lady(Poseidon)drank SupaKomando with brownies then came to say that she is going to drag “One bearded influencer” by 3pm.
Even the beardless had to be online by 3PM for full gist.
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She said that another influencer stole her perfume but she’d drag the Bearded influencer first if he doesn’t act right.
Young and Old brought out their different gen ropes to drag her when it was 3pm and there was no sign of violence on her page.
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TwitterNg unleashed full violence on her when she moved from 4K to 3k followers as dropped a screenshot of 200k alert with...
“I’ve gotten my money back”
Something wey everybody dey wait to know the Bearded influencer, Baba don run go act right for back.
Some of us were still squeezing eye drops in our eyes to clear the redness after yesterday’s #SilhoutteChallenge before news got to us that Cuppy didn’t pay Zlatan after their collabo, “Gelato”.
Wahala be like pink bone straight.
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Israel of tatibiji posted on IG that it wasn’t even only the collab that Cuppy refused to pay for, that she took Zlatan to Abuja for a fundraising where she got billions and did not still give Zlatan a dime.
Zlatan even paid for the hotel room
Naso Cuppy turn pink tiger gen.
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They were still dragging her gently till she woke up, drank monster mixed with molly and tweeted...