Walking home from a catsit where I couldn’t find the bin, so I’m jauntily dangling a poo-bag filled with dessicated cat turd as a little accessory, and thinking how hilarious it could be if someone decided to mug me at this very moment
Surprise, bitch! Cat turds in your eyes! Enjoy that toxoplasmosis, sucker!
The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified
I like how this one has its hand up like HELLO MOTHER DEAR I AM COMING FOR YOU
Women: we hate this, it makes us uncomfortable, we don’t do this to men, here are alternatives if you don’t know any
Men:
Yes yes yes “not all men” but let’s not ignore the fact that it is men who are perpetuating and defending this action against women who almost uniformly hate it, come on