🚨🚨🚨MASSACRES COMING
JOE BIDEN'S FAULT
SAYS NBC
JOE BIDEN'S FAULT
SAYS NBC
You gotta be fucking kidding me
"POTENTIAL TERROR THREATS"
"OPPOSITION TO COVID MEASURES"
"POTENTIAL TERROR THREATS"
"OPPOSITION TO COVID MEASURES"
"Afghanistan military units taking refuge in Iran" -- video from twitter.com/vali_nasr
"Taliban approach Kabul outskirts, attack northern city" arabnews.pk/node/1911031/p…
> Peace talks with the Taliban
Great job Biden
Great job Biden
"Taliban Seize Kandahar, Prepare to March on Afghan Capital Kabul" wsj.com/articles/talib…
"Afghanistan on brink of 'humanitarian catastrophe', UN agencies say" reuters.com/world/asia-pac…
"Haiti hit by powerful earthquake" twitter.com/i/events/14265…
Buckle up
Won’t surprise me if Taliban take over everything in Afghanistan by Sunday night
https://twitter.com/ap/status/1426595385565487104
woof
BIDEN goes for the "what difference does it make?" regarding Afghanistan. Wow.
"Taliban take over control of Torkham"
GREAT WORK PRESIDENT BIDEN
"The last major city in northern Afghanistan fell to the Taliban on Saturday night, marking the complete loss of the country’s north to the Taliban as the insurgents appear on the verge of a full military takeover."
"Trying to prevent a Dunkirk 2.0 moment. Threat reporting now coming in on Kabul airport, per WH official."
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1426370496258617346
"Secretary Blinken's Call with Afghan President Ghani"
"Pro-TB sources claiming that Taliban inmates have attacked prison guards in Pul-e-Charkhi prison and there is rioting going on inside the prison. Gunshots also reported. VIDEO circulating on pro-TB channels." -- via twitter.com/Natsecjeff/
🚨🚨🚨🚨IT BEGINS, PER ABC:
"Taliban attacks on the outskirts of Kabul now"
"Taliban attacks on the outskirts of Kabul now"
"Taliban FM radio declares that government rejected to surrender. Announces full assault on Kabul. Says they are 4 kilometres from the city."
"Taliban inside General Dostum’s house." -- via twitter.com/bsarwary/
"The Taliban have captured Maraz-e-Sharif and are chilling at the {luxurious} house of a top commander of Afghan National Army Abdul Rashid Dostum." -- via twitter.com/m_suchkov/
"Visuals from #Uzbekistan border zone: Long convoy of ANDSF troops & Balkh officials waiting to cross into Uzbekistan after fleeing from #Mazar city in Balkh. #Afghanistan" -- via twitter.com/AadeshGindodiya
"Watch as the #Taliban capture Mazar-e-Sharif, a large, heavily-defended, strategic city in northern #Afghanistan. Commander-in-Chief Biden’s exit plans have created a fiasco. I even wonder if he knows what the word “plan” means!"-- via twitter.com/steve_hanke/
Breakdown of US troop numbers
IM GONNA KEEP TWEETING ABOUT AFGHANISTAN FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
SO FOLLOW ALONG
SO FOLLOW ALONG
"Britain prepares to end diplomatic mission in Afghanistan as Taliban close on Kabul" thetimes.co.uk/article/briton…
🚨🚨🚨REMINDER: As Kabul burns this weekend with the Taliban taking over, the Biden administration had other priorities.
- thepostmillennial.com/biden-executiv…
- thepostmillennial.com/president-bide…
- thepostmillennial.com/watch-russian-…
- thepostmillennial.com/biden-executiv…
- thepostmillennial.com/president-bide…
- thepostmillennial.com/watch-russian-…
"Pul-e-Charkhi prison in Kabul moments ago" -- via twitter.com/OmidSobhni/
Hours ago. "Hamid Karzai International Airport in Kabul today. Mass exodus."
"WHY AREN'T THE AFGHANIS FIGHTING BACK?" asks the Biden administration in bewilderment.
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1426653857497583617
🔥🔥🔥🔥
YES IM SURE TALKING WILL WORK
MEANWHILE the Taliban don't like "talking"
"VIDEO from inside Pul-e-Charkhi prison claimed to be from tonight." -- via twitter.com/Natsecjeff/
Who is also covering the Kabul/Afghanistan stuff and is probably more competent than me.
Who is also covering the Kabul/Afghanistan stuff and is probably more competent than me.
"Kabul city right now" -- via twitter.com/Akhan007/
"How does China play into the current Afghanistan situation"
here's a map. As you can see? China is closer to Pakistan and Afghanistan than many of you probably realize.
here's a map. As you can see? China is closer to Pakistan and Afghanistan than many of you probably realize.
Also to make a distinction between ME as an internet crab, and other internet crabs, twitter.com/IntelCrab follows military stuff more regularly.
I'm just a general news crab who happens to be covering usual beat, given the significance of the occasion.
I'm just a general news crab who happens to be covering usual beat, given the significance of the occasion.
REMEMBER THIS FOR LATER:
90 days turned into 72 hours
90 days turned into 72 hours
NEVER FORGETTI
https://twitter.com/polarisnatsec/status/1426225950312837122
But seriously imagine being there in this mess today.
It's a clown show but also a tragedy
It's a clown show but also a tragedy
SHOUT OUT TO JEFF
https://twitter.com/Natsecjeff/status/1426660193530781696
Bottom Line: It's seriously ONLY KABUL left.
"Jalalabad, the last major city standing other than Kabul will be handed over to Taliban tomorrow without a shot being fired."
"Jalalabad, the last major city standing other than Kabul will be handed over to Taliban tomorrow without a shot being fired."
TALIBAN SPOKESPERSON: "If you worked with the 'invaders,' feel free to defect back to us."
SHIT
Power outage means no internet probably.
OH WELL we'll keep at it
Power outage means no internet probably.
OH WELL we'll keep at it
"Biden administration tells US Embassy staff in Kabul to destroy US flags" thepostmillennial.com/biden-orders-a…
🔥🚨🚨🚨
> "SOMOLIA-LIKE OUTCOMES" for Kabul/Afghanistan
> "SOMOLIA-LIKE OUTCOMES" for Kabul/Afghanistan
"Costs of the Afghanistan war, in lives and dollars" apnews.com/article/middle…
"this is how much you can rely upon the United States"
HE'S NOT WRONG
HE'S NOT WRONG
"MASSIVE CIVIL WAR"
HERE COME THE REFUGEES
"How the Taliban Overran the Afghan Army, Built by the U.S. Over 20 Years" archive.is/Do0DH
ONLINE CHATTER is accelerating
Hold on tight
Hold on tight
AIRSTRIKES happening
no video so use your imagination
no video so use your imagination
SCROLL UP after clicking the tweet im linking to you here. A neat little thread from some New York Times guy.
https://twitter.com/trbrtc/status/1426668565655138309
BILLIONS
twitter.com/EsteveGirbes01/ gives us a visual of what it's like at the moment.
"Helicopters fly over the Kabul sky. The power outages are located less than 6 km from the Presidential Palace."
"Helicopters fly over the Kabul sky. The power outages are located less than 6 km from the Presidential Palace."
"Al-Arabiya sources: The Taliban are approaching Kabul from its northern, southern and western axes"
EARLIER: "the Taliban might have seized around 70% of Afghan military equipments — all donated by the US."
TALIBAN attempting to negotiate with Afghan president.
O__O
"‘We Are Powerless’: Joe Biden Official Deletes Social Media Post Admitting Failure in Afghanistan" breitbart.com/politics/2021/…
BIT OF A LULL IN THE NEWS AT THE MOMENT
Hope you enjoy the thread though
Hope you enjoy the thread though
can't source this
but sure maybe
but sure maybe
Ooooo
this basically
and now we wait a smidge
AP's report in the meantime apnews.com/article/lifest…
REMINDER: CRABMAN TRIES TO USE SKEPTICISM IN TIMES LIKE TODAY
🚨🚨DRAMATIC UPDATE ON SITUATION IN KABUL/AFGHANISTAN
Translated: this tweet shows us that Biden has lost credibility with even the ESTABLISHMENT folks
IN OTHER Kabul news of the moment
"Former CIA director General Petraeus calls situation in Afghanistan ‘catastrophic’" foxnews.com/politics/forme…
Will they even get there in time?
Trump remarks.
Disgrace.
Believable
"Australian-educated Afghans plea with ministers for visas to Australia" theguardian.com/world/2021/aug…
RUMOR: "Turkey has decided to evacuate military and civilian missions in Kabul in the coming hours."
Worth looking into!
Worth looking into!
I have been refreshing my usual search terms for the past hour
Crab man is now entering "stand by" mode. If something exciting happens, tweet it at me. Then I'll activate my almonds.
Crab man is now entering "stand by" mode. If something exciting happens, tweet it at me. Then I'll activate my almonds.
Thank you for choosing Crab Man for your Twitter needs.
Sharing since this wonderful person privated himself
"Special Forces will get UK ambassador out of Kabul by Sunday night amid fears Taliban will take Kabul airport in days" dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9…
cool i can safely celebrate being over 5000 followers now
Me and Twitter dot com
We still going in Kabul huh
Good morning Vietnam
https://twitter.com/richardengel/status/1426871856645160961
We’re in the thick of it now fellas
https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1426882645796048900
Chaos
“Will haunt us for times to come”
https://twitter.com/ice_koool/status/1426873515463020547
Taliban interviewing with CNN
"they didn't have any ideology except fleecing the Americans."
ICYMI
Everything is on fire
SAIGON 2.0 stripes.com/incoming/2021-…
THANKS PRESIDENT BIDEN
🤡 🤡 🤡
FURTHER REPORT confirming that the Afghan President and Vice-President have indeed fled the country
"Video of military helicopters evacuating US embassy in Afghanistan today." -- via twitter.com/JasonMBrodsky/
"Taliban spokesman tells BBC they are 'awaiting a peaceful transfer of power'" bbc.com/news/av/world-…
See? what did I tell you all. It was done within the weekend!
🚨🚨CNN'S JAKE TAPPER GRILLS SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN
https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1426903281591324681
adios
i KNOW we all dunk on corporate media
But if Richard Engel is in Kabul RIGHT NOW? I respect that
But if Richard Engel is in Kabul RIGHT NOW? I respect that
"What's the status?"
UH well the Taliban are pretty much IN Kabul as it is.
UH well the Taliban are pretty much IN Kabul as it is.
^^ (see here)
LOL Harris wanted credit. politico.com/news/2021/04/2…
"More of Kabul in a grid lock. Bystanders told me they are gathering outside to see if today’s the day that Taliban would roll into Kabul and take over. One woman named Shakila tells me: “today is the end day of our lives”" -- via twitter.com/yamphoto/
Rest in peace
BLESS UP
“Flag is down. Gunfire at airport.”
🚨🚨🚨FOLLOW ME TO CATCH UP ON KABUL AND AFGHANISTAN 🚨🚨🚨
SUMMER IS OVER
*except for Biden
Shame!
Why do people go on the internet and tell lies
BREAKING
SITUATION ON THE GROUND IN KABUL
TRANSFER OF POWER TIME
Biden had one deadline yet the Taliban made their own. And they won.
Yeah that isn’t “we’ve chosen a new Pope” type of smoke
https://twitter.com/abcpolitics/status/1426943347575431177
“What’s the situation in Kabul currently?”
https://twitter.com/natsecjeff/status/1426935029247234049
If you want an article to chew on instead theguardian.com/world/live/202…
Biden should be “COMMENDED” ?
For his “clarity”?
This must be a joke statement from Pelosi.
For his “clarity”?
This must be a joke statement from Pelosi.
Because MEANWHILE this is the scene in Kabul
LATEST UPDATE
REMINDER that there’s gonna be a ton of refugees outta this Afghanistan situation
MIGHT GET UGLIER
Good luck with that one
Status of the moment in Kabul
THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS axios.com/scoop-joint-ch…
Political people fleeing
IRONY LEVELS MAXIMUM
If you want to know why the Kabul takeover is historic?
It keeps coming back to this comparison.
It keeps coming back to this comparison.
🚨🚨IT'S PRETTY MUCH OVER LOL
"Taliban officials sitting at the desk of now former Afghan president Ashraf Ghani..."
"Taliban officials sitting at the desk of now former Afghan president Ashraf Ghani..."
Can only put so much lipstick on this situation before you run out of lip
🤔🤔🤔🤔
ADD INSULT TO INJURY
"Biden’s Betrayal of Afghans Will Live in Infamy" theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
"My source sent me this video of all the Taliban prisoners being released ... this is #BidensAfghanistan Terrorists that many of our troops and Afghan troops captured free to start terror training camps again" -- via twitter.com/SaraCarterDC/
;__;
O__O LISTEN TO THAT PANIC
"This is happening right now aboard KamAir destined for Istanbul. (Video sent by a friend)" -- via twitter.com/saadmohseni/
"This is happening right now aboard KamAir destined for Istanbul. (Video sent by a friend)" -- via twitter.com/saadmohseni/
"Video showing the state of confusion at the airport #كابل Afghan collaborators with the US embassy and other European embassies are being transported with their families to the UAE's Al Dhafra air base." -- via twitter.com/sameer_alnamri/
TALIBAN announces they know what bad optics looks like and are trying to reassure the people fleeing that it's all good man
MEANWHILE
CURRENT KABUL STATUS
"Quran recitation by the Taliban inside the presidential palace" -- via twitter.com/evanhill/
"Biden’s Afghanistan Exit Raises Questions About His Foreign-Policy Record" wsj.com/articles/biden…
Taliban redecorating
Taliban making themselves officially "moved in" to Kabul
Reminder that this Afghanistan/Kabul situation has people in it.
https://twitter.com/AlinejadMasih/status/1426865944891101184
TALIBAN LEADER IN KABUL SAYS THEY CAME FROM GUANTANAMO BAY
WHICH OF OUR LOVELY USA PRESIDENTS LET THEM OUT?!?
WHICH OF OUR LOVELY USA PRESIDENTS LET THEM OUT?!?
McConnell statement
"In the check-in area and at the security controls of the airport of #Kabul there is no one left. Everyone is on the runways trying to get on a plane and run away from Afghanistan" -- via twitter.com/oscardiazdlian…
oh shit people are stranded
🚨🚨🚨PEOPLE ARE STRANDED AT KABUL AIRPORT🚨🚨🚨
Taliban "celebrating inside the Governor’s House in Kandahar, Afghanistan." -- says twitter.com/TarekFatah/
If I make this a Twitter moment this will be the likely thumbnail
PENTAGON throwing 1000 more troops at Afghanistan problem
TALIBAN ROLLING ON IN TO KABUL, says twitter.com/MJalal700
"No country has ever really done what we did here. No country has ever deliberately chosen and charted a course into its own humiliation when there was no national demand for withdrawal above all things." commentary.org/john-podhoretz…
Saw a video with a bunch of dead bodies
Not posting it here because Crab Man doesn't do gore
Not in the Twitter thread at least, we're trying to stay clean
Not posting it here because Crab Man doesn't do gore
Not in the Twitter thread at least, we're trying to stay clean
anyway. Taliban have already taken over the TV stations and are getting to work.
https://twitter.com/Natsecjeff/status/1426987500464189446
KABUL might be taken over, but the WHIPLASH of politics in the wake of this?
Yeah this Twitter thread will continue for a long LONG time
Yeah this Twitter thread will continue for a long LONG time
"Biden officials admit miscalculation as Afghanistan's national forces and government rapidly fall" cnn.com/2021/08/15/pol…
SHIT IS STILL BAD IN KABUL by the way
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
"Thousands of men and women entered Kabul airport with the intention of leaving, amid the sounds of gunfire and the overflight of a military plane - with the aim of breaking up the gathering -. Currently there are no foreign flights." -- via twitter.com/S7RZ/
"Thousands of men and women entered Kabul airport with the intention of leaving, amid the sounds of gunfire and the overflight of a military plane - with the aim of breaking up the gathering -. Currently there are no foreign flights." -- via twitter.com/S7RZ/
Taliban formally declares victory
Biden's fault.
Just sitting back and watching
Somebody (gently) sit down with Mia Khalifa one day soon and explain all this stuff to her.
"The Kabul Immigration right now 💔" -- via twitter.com/RuchiKumar/
REMINDER AGAIN about the lives of the people in the Kabul crisis.
https://twitter.com/AlinejadMasih/status/1426999324014174209
People have yelled at me for criticizing Biden too hard.
But rest assured. Crab man sees Boris Johnson too.
But rest assured. Crab man sees Boris Johnson too.
"The 82nd Airborne Division of the United States is now deployed in Kabul airport amidst a state of panic and fear of what is coming." -- via twitter.com/theragex
"Another Saigon moment: chaotic scenes at Kabul International Airport. No security. None." -- video via twitter.com/saadmohseni/
"who is the new President of Afghanistan?" is an ongoing question that has lasted throughout the day.
This newest report seems the most credible, thus far.
This newest report seems the most credible, thus far.
REMEMBER there's more beautiful people out there with great coverage
https://twitter.com/Natsecjeff/status/1427003935097774091
AND STICK AROUND after this is over in Kabul. I do general news threads every day.
... it just got especially complicated this weekend.
... it just got especially complicated this weekend.
> Inclusive
LOL
LOL
If this story is true give that British Ambassador a knighthood
^ "why the knighthood?"
Because this is the situation in Kabul at the moment.
Because this is the situation in Kabul at the moment.
PENCE publishes a statement
😂😂BIG IF TRUE
(DON'T blame Crab man, some guy from The Economist pointed this out!)
(DON'T blame Crab man, some guy from The Economist pointed this out!)
TRUMP releases new statement mocking Biden for dropping the ball on Afghanistan
I read this tweet and think back to the pile of dead bodies i saw earlier in a video
"Video of the scene outside of the White House" -- via Tim Perry of CBS News twitter.com/tperry518/
OK COOL so it WAS a bad idea for the Biden WH to tweet this particular picture....
adding this video in for posterity
https://twitter.com/AlertaNews24/status/1427014210312187906
🚨🚨🚨NEW video of the scene in Kabul this evening via a German television correspondent.
see twitter.com/NatalieAmiri/ for more
see twitter.com/NatalieAmiri/ for more
"Afghan human rights activist to me right now: You don't know how the Americans treat us. They point their guns at us and yell at us. And are just pushing us out of the area again" -- via twitter.com/NatalieAmiri/
"'PLEASE HELP US:' Canadian embassy security worker pleads for help as Taliban move in" torontosun.com/news/please-he…
it's impossible to process the implications of everything that went on this weekend
> Next few days
> days
> DAYS
> days
> DAYS
Well there's that.
THIS IS A PHOTOSHOP
"how can you tell?"
the NOISE on the flag does NOT match the rest of the scene.
Wherever that image of the flag was taken from? It was much CLOSER UP.
In this photoshop, someone downsized it
"how can you tell?"
the NOISE on the flag does NOT match the rest of the scene.
Wherever that image of the flag was taken from? It was much CLOSER UP.
In this photoshop, someone downsized it
WHAT THE F*CK
"Shooting in the air by US soldiers at an airport #كابل , in an attempt to control thousands of Afghans who want to escape" -- video via twitter.com/ShehabAgency/
"Shooting in the air by US soldiers at an airport #كابل , in an attempt to control thousands of Afghans who want to escape" -- video via twitter.com/ShehabAgency/
TAKING ANOTHER DRINK
“Now I have to burn everything I achieved.”
🚨🚨🚨“We’ve heard more from the Taliban than we’ve heard from Biden.”
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