No one tell me the Met Gala theme. I’m gonna try to figure it out
Okay I think it's "seltzer"
The can
"Uh oh, I shook it up and opened it"
The sensation of carbonation
ok i might be wrong
"all around the world, everyone loves seltzer"
"Mountain Dew is a kind of seltzer if you think about it"
"Oh no I spilled my seltzer"
White Claw
Wow, I am right
"Milk is the closest a cow will come to experiencing seltzer"
Yes okay
Emily Blunt serving "stock photo of carbonation" realness
"They forgot to give me a seltzer hole"
I will end this thread when I can find @lizzieohreally a Pamplemousse LaCroix
"champagne is a type of seltzer for when you want to be drunk"
Lady Gaga coming through just under the wire. Great job at the #MetGala everyone!! Treat yourselves to a little seltz

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