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Let’s get it started. It’s Burning Man Missed Connections time!!!
Things got weird at OrgyDome
“cacao ceremony”
Just as an aside I saw you having sex
Some good names here: Dismount, No-Nos
I wonder if the girl with “Free Kisses” written on her chest remembers me, the one person who kissed her!!!
“Unfortunately I had an acid brain meltdown”
I vow to be a more positively high energy person
We met at the trash fence
This seems like the kind of thing I would post if I went to Burning Man
-Loaf
MEET ME AT THE GIANT HAND
Timelord/Francesca: I am pulling for you and Sunshine/Seth
This outfit is my nightmare. I really hope these two find each other
“Of course Dave from Chillville”
Ok, this one seems fake. I’m sorry, it “smells fishy”
I think... I think Spanky’s is actually a place you go to get spanked
Skeleton princess
👑
💀
Seeking Burning Man Nanny Journalist
You Vanessa Me Bladerunner
Sometimes missed connections aren’t about love, they’re about ripping heavy riffs and the tunes you have yet to bring to life
Like a beauty from beyond with black feathered suspenders
“At some point, he had married a friend named Georgy”
Hard to wrap my head around what must be going on in your life to choose the playa name “glass ceiling.” Or to trade your nipple covers for some mermaid pants
“A mechanical (and very dope) cocoon”
Whoa lol I thought you were a sculpture haha
“Then hearthstone uttered this damning phrase: ‘sooo, your waffle shift starts at 11.’”
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