Thread by @SoozUK

DREAM THREAD: Not that I'm feeling a bit fragile and insignificant but I just had a dream that I decided to audition for X Factor "as a laugh" and went with a friend. We queued up inside a Sainsbury's Local and for some reason our timeslot meant we were the last two of the day.

I kept saying "this is stupid, I'm only auditioning for a laugh, I'm gonna go" and my friend (PS she wasn't a real person in the dream and her whole thing was she couldn't sing and knew it) went "no no stay it'll be hilarious".

When there were 10 of us left a production assistant came out and said they couldn't see any more that day but we could stay over and be seen in the morning.
I wanted to LEEEEAAAAVE but my friend convinced me to stay so we slept on the floor of the Sainsbury's Local.

The next morning woke up feeling like SHIT and I tried to leave AGAIN. Carried on queuing and we were NOT near the front. At 2.10pm (I checked my phone in the dream) my friend had GOT THROUGH even though she couldn't sing and I was the LAST TO GO.

I geared up to sing Fighter by Xtina and a production assistant apologised and said they wouldn't be seeing me at all, Simon Cowell just didn't want to. I was going "but I only came along for a laugh, been here 24 hours!" and she kept saying he just didn't want to see me.

I'd been saying Simon would LOVE me doing Fighter, he'd find it so funny. I was GUTTED.

So I left with my friend and outside was the cast of a sitcom I legit LOVE irl having chats with fans. I said to my friend "oh this'll be great, [actual guy] follows me on Twitter" (he actually does which is why this dream is so realistic and why I won't say who it was).

PS I know this is a whole thread about a stupid boring dream but I had to get it out there.

I stood near the guy who follows me on Twitter and waved. He turned away so I went "hi [name]" and he ignored me for ages deliberately and eventually I said "[name], it's Sooz from Twitter" and he went "OK then!" and laughed all confused about who I am with the rest of the cast!

I walked away with my friend so sad and then three lads following me were going "it's Sooz from Twitter!" and laughing SO MUCH.

At this point I woke up. What a TERRIBLE DREAM!

I really don't want to audition for X Factor, the last time I did anything close was an invite-only audition for The Voice 10 years ago and when I didn't get through the first round (which is about 4 rounds before what you see on TV) I went "haha ok bye" and left absolutely fine.

Also, if I saw a famous actor that I really liked who followed me on here I'd never go over and go "HELLO IT ME FROM TWITTER", I'd leave them alone unless we were meeting in a professional context.

WHICH WE NEVER WOULD BECAUSE I'M A BIG LOSER WHO SIMON COWELL REFUSES TO SEE!