MINI THREAD: When Blair's Labour brought in the minimum wage in 1999 (after it was a big part of his 1997 manifesto) the debate surrounding it was: it will destroy small businesses and how will the public pay for it?
Spoiler alert: it worked out just fine, small businesses survived the dastardly minimum wage and it has had no negative impact on jobs. But living costs have gone up significantly so the minimum wage needs to rise accordingly.
A minimum wage now doesn't seem very radical, it seems like common sense even if you don't agree it should rise to meet the higher cost of living. But in 1997 the same arguments against it now being £15 were being yeeted about.
I am not a Blair supporter, I am sick of hearing from him and I think power and defensiveness turned him in to a Mad King. But his landslide wins, particularly in '97 and '01, are held up as why we need to return to Blairism. It's why Mandelson is still inexplicably listened to.
SO! Let's look at: returning to Blairism in order to win elections. A prominent part of the '97 manifesto that led to that incredible first landslide was the then-radical notion of: a minimum wage. And now Starmer's Labour is arguing keeping that wage below the cost of living.
The only time Labour's seat share has increased SINCE '97 was 2017 where the manifesto included such radical ideas as: giving the NHS more money, raising corporation tax, guarantee triple lock for pensioner incomes...ALL popular throughout the electorate, not just Labour voters.
And Theresa May was very unpopular and Nick Timothy ran a HORRIBLE campaign but that doesn't take away from the popularity and even grudging media approval for Labour's campaign in 2017 (which also doesn't take away from the AWFUL 2019 results which I promise I remember).
My point is (I always had one shut UP), it's fine to chant "BLAIR WON THO" but Labour didn't win in '97 by being Diet Tory no matter history is rewritten. There was plenty about New Labour I hate but much of it felt revolutionary then. And Labour ISN'T doing any of that now.
You don't win over Tories by being a more-to-the-centre-conservative-with-a-small-c party. Given the choice between that and an actual Conservative Party Tory voters will vote Tory every single time.
I'm sure this thread will make me unpopular with EVERYONE and I'm sorry.
Sorry about the typos btw I wrote the whole thing while learning a song. Which is even more impressive now that you think about it.
I'm gonna turn off replies but I want you to know it's ONLY because I want to stifle debate and not because cyclical arguments about the Labour Party for the past 5+ years make my ovaries dry up til they're little raisins and they make a noise like Enya as they do it.
Also, back in 1997 we didn’t go “CRRRIIIIINGGGGE!!!” about fucking everything and that’s why Labour got away with playing that D:Ream song as an actual vote winner for a whole campaign. They wouldn’t get away with that now.
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THREAD: How every model of the VW Passat series feels about how Brexit is going.
ORIGINAL 1973 PASSAT: Tells everyone "I can remember the early days of the single market" without elaborating. Currently out of fuel.
1981 PASSAT ESTATE: Has had the picture of Thatcher in that EU jumper as their Facebook profile pic since mid-June 2016.
Currently out of fuel.
1988 PASSAT: Certain that Brexit is great apart from at 3am where they have to share a bunch of pro-Brexit Facebook memes in order to get to sleep. Blames the fuel crisis on media hysteria, lazy lorry drivers and that one man with the jerry cans.
I just had a "another shit Christmas then is it?" and remembered that last Christmas mother and I were in the depths of COVID and I woke up on Christmas Day itself to discover I couldn't smell or taste and sadly ate some Cadbury's chocolate fingers and it was like eating candles.
Mum took to her bed on Boxing Day like a doomed Victorian and was delirious and more ill than she's ever been before for over a week. Following her collapsing one night I was sat outside her bedroom at 3am for a couple of nights to check she hadn't copped it.
I, not quite with it, decided I HAD TO earn £££ in case mum couldn't work for a long time so I did a big NYE Twitch gig high on codeine and Lemsip and while doing Liza I went "ONE MINUTE PLS!" and ran off to check Anna hadn't died because how awful if she had while I was Liza.
THREAD: I've read the Andrew Neil Daily Mail interview so you don't have to. The headline is all very funny but leads you to believe he just had a big tantrum coz #GBeebies was pure shite. I've read on to show you there's more to it than that.
So we open with this, showing that Neil is "unflappable", has been targeted by the IRA, jihadis...he's not easily broken, that's what we're getting here. But #GBeebies has him in LITERAL TEARS and that's just in an interview. He nearly had a breakdown!
It sounds TERRIBLE, the journalist is HUGGING HIM as he says he couldn't go on! The tech nightmare and how everyone was LAUGHING AT HIM online left him "in despair".
But...that can't be why he nearly had a breakdown...tech drama and Twitter memes...more to it than that surely?
DREAM THREAD: Not that I'm feeling a bit fragile and insignificant but I just had a dream that I decided to audition for X Factor "as a laugh" and went with a friend. We queued up inside a Sainsbury's Local and for some reason our timeslot meant we were the last two of the day.
I kept saying "this is stupid, I'm only auditioning for a laugh, I'm gonna go" and my friend (PS she wasn't a real person in the dream and her whole thing was she couldn't sing and knew it) went "no no stay it'll be hilarious".
When there were 10 of us left a production assistant came out and said they couldn't see any more that day but we could stay over and be seen in the morning.
I wanted to LEEEEAAAAVE but my friend convinced me to stay so we slept on the floor of the Sainsbury's Local.
Politicians aren't supposed to be hilarious and obviously all art is subjective but Boris Johnson's whole thing is "lol he's just so funny!" and, honestly, I've never seen a less funny man.
He botches lines that aren't mad-funny anyway but are recognisable as jokes written down, he just totally fucks em up like in the scene in Joker where Arthur sucks at comedy.
I think David Cameron was funnier than Johnson and he's really not a funny guy.
In 2016 I was lunged at by an Hermes delivery guy when I was signing for a parcel in Ilford where I was housesitting. It was horrible, obvs. Later I had a gig and returning at 11pm I had to decide whether to walk 15 minutes from the station or get an Uber. NEITHER appealed.
I don't think a lot of people get that sometimes there are NO options that feel safe when returning home from something because, on that day in particular, men were fucking scary to me. The other option is: never leave the house and definitely never answer the door.
We're now three-and-a-half years after #metoo and people hear about a cop being arrested for the disappearance of a woman walking home at night and their first thought is "ah, she shouldn't have walked home alone at night". Fuck you, you have no idea.