When he owns/runs a vineyard and is very charming, but you find out later he willingly separated his twin daughters (that he had with a woman he married on a boat, whom he barely knew) at birth ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
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Honestly #TeamMeredith @elaine4animals ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘‘
If you love The Parent Trap + @elaine4animals - def subscribe to @saluteurskorts podcast for a DEEP dive on why we are TEAM MEREDITH w/ @cassidoo + @drguthals coming to your ears in a couple weeks ๐ŸŽ™๐ŸŽง We stan a strong female lead who loves @evianwater ๐Ÿ™Œ anchor.fm/saluteyourskorโ€ฆ
Everyone pls stop commenting that the mom is to blame as well ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ this is from Meredith's perspective. Obviously both parents shared responsibility here- calm down, y'all. There are so many other important things to get upset about than a Parent Trap tweet, truly.
Next thing ya know, y'all are gonna go off on me re: Chessy and Martin for not speaking up ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I can't with y'all. Twitter is wild.

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