Them: It's super easy, why don't you just--

Me, a neurodivergent human with #ADHD: Lisa Simpson crying meme
Saying "just" to someone with ADHD is like saying "calm down" to someone who is upset. Lisa Simpson sipping her co...
JUST call? JUST send an email? JUST follow up on that call from a referral?

Ma'am, this requires hours, if not days/months of crippling anxiety, rumination, and shame 🥲😳😭💊 twere it that easy. lolz ⚰️🪦 Lisa Simpson at a computer ...
Like omg, thank you. I *JUST* need to increase my dopamine and *do* the thing?? BLESS. My bad, let me just cancel all these cognitive behavior/coaching/therapy sessions and get right on that 😳😐😑 Lisa Simpson meme where she...
Nike: Just Do It. ✔️

Me: Lisa Simpson crying meme bu...

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19 Oct
When he owns/runs a vineyard and is very charming, but you find out later he willingly separated his twin daughters (that he had with a woman he married on a boat, whom he barely knew) at birth 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Image
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Honestly #TeamMeredith @elaine4animals 🙌💯👑
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I know many of us have worked with/spoken at events with/collaborated with Diana. This is incredibly disappointing, messed up, and sad. I'm at a loss for words.
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23 Aug
I've been sending "Nope" to this guy since December 2018. A man DMing me, and me resp...Image
Stop telling me to build a bot for it. I'm good. I only build fun bots 🙃
Also bold of y'all to assume I have the time and energy to build a bot for 1 person who DMs me 🙃 y'all should see the rest of my trash DMs 🔥🗑️🚮
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22 May
The CDC recommends you stop DMing me to ask if I can teach your wife to code.
Especially since there are so many free resources online, my gender has nothing to do with my ability to teach her, and I don't have time so how about you do it, sir? 🙃
Also, does your wife even want to code? 🤨🧐 Maybe ask that important question to her first.
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Boy, are you a ZIP file? Cuz there's A LOT to unpack here.
Boy, are you a PDF? Cuz there are things I want to change about you, but it's honestly a process.
Boy, are you a .WAV file, cuz honestly I don't wanna hear it 🙄
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I really want to share what I'm doing with @EmilyKager today, but I'm too afraid creeps will figure out where we are and show up. So just know we are excited, there will be photos that we will post after, and we are v extra. 👯‍♀️💋📸
Truly living up to this trophy I purchased myself at @Target 🥲🏆
I literally took only 1 pic because I was too busy being *present* and enjoying myself and having a great time with @EmilyKager today, but what a treat to find a hotel pool to discuss world domination during a heat wave in the Bay Area with one of my main ma'ams 🏊🌊🐚🚢⛵👙
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