Thread on the #Tesla Model 2 Fraud (aka "Fluffy Pillow" h/t @passthebeano)
It's being asked as an earnings call question again. It's simple: Musk LIED. The "Fluffy Pillow" is NOT going to happen for $25k. Musk just hiked the Model 3 SR+ (50 kWh) price to $42k... $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/6
...and that's *with* corner cutting with inferior Chinese LFP cells, killing lumbar adjustments, cheap paint, ersatz chips, not doing brake testing, etc.
Maybe #Tesla can cut $3k more with a tiny battery, but that'd mean a <150 mi. range. Making it a subcompact... 2/6
...might shave only a few hundred in raw material costs. Tesla's cut to the bone. There's nothing left to squeeze.
Elon Musk's strategy behind the #Tesla "Fluffy Pillow" was to use the car as a loss leader. He banked on FSD uptake pushing it into positive margin territory. 3/6
But with #FullSelfDriving being exposed as a total & dangerous fraud, even fanboys are getting nervous. Owners are openly talking about a class action. #FSD uptake rates must be tanking. There's no way Musk can sell a car that costs $30k to make for $25k. The problem... 4/6
...is that Musk's production capacity expansion strategy (Texas, Germany) was thought out around the same time that Musk was banking on the "Fluffy Pillow" reaching fruition, the maturity of "Full Self Driving", and a global expansion of EV subsidies. 5/6
Now that "Fluffy Pillow" is a no-go, and FSD is DOA, the only card Musk is praying will come up are subsidies to push EV/Tesla sales. If subsidies don't go his way, the Texas factory is going to eat #Tesla alive, literally (cash burn) and figuratively (narrative death). 6/6

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20 Oct
Dear @missy_cummings, congratulations! May I humbly propose some recommendations for a national autonomous vehicle testing policy:
1) All companies testing/marketing anything that suggests autonomy (e.g. "Full Self Driving") must publicly report all disengagements & interventions
2) Videos of disengagements & interventions should be uploaded to a public server, since they are already being captured by the cars themselves
3) Testing companies should be required to disclose where these vehicles are being tested, and who they're being tested by
4) All companies should be directly and fully liable for any damage caused by the testing, they should not be allowed to push responsibility off onto testers
5) All test cars should be highly visibly and clearly marked as such (e.g. rooftop signage, large font/reflective decals)
Read 5 tweets
15 Sep
TWITTER ACTIVELY CENSORS CENSORSHIP PROTESTS
A few weeks ago, I protested that Twitter censored $TSLAQ's comments to @GaryGensler. Twitter is now censoring protests of censorship.
Here's what $TSLAQ sees vs. what Twitter actually shows the public. #Tesla $TSLA 1/4
An inside look at Twitter's search API proves that the query has been intentionally marked as "SUSPEND". The protesting thread didn't violate Twitter's TOS.
And that's why, without being able to resort to overt censorship, Twitter uses shadow-censorship instead. $TSLAQ 2/4
It's simple. Perform this experiment running the same search query when logged in vs. running a clean browser/system. You'll see that Twitter censors not only criticisms of Elon Musk, but criticisms of Twitter's own censorship which support Musk. 3/4
Read 4 tweets
10 Sep
Elon Musk's 3 Fake "Factory" Cars 🧵
A flock of #TSLA bots flooded my earlier tweet about how #Tesla used a modded car vs. Musk's claim of a "completely unmodified, directly from factory" car for Nurburging.
Car #1 is this red car, showing obvious mods. $TSLAQ 1/8
Here's Car #2, the second #Tesla Plaid. Note the different wheels, but again, the same opaque tint job & jumbo brake setup. $TSLA $TSLAQ 2/8
Car #2 has plate # BIT 0679. Despite all the mods, this #Tesla Model S Plaid broke down on the track & had to be towed. Tesla literally tried to cover it up, and used an older Model S to try to block photography of the embarrassment. $TSLA $TSLAQ 3/8
Read 10 tweets
3 Sep
Elon Musk's "Leaked" Call Was a Response to the @Apple Car
Yesterday, news leaked of Apple engaging in talks with Korean & Japanese carmakers for producing the Apple Car, believed to be an EV with autonomous capabilities. The target launch date is 2024. #Tesla $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/5
Musk & Apple have a long & complicated history. Jim Keller. Doug Field, who left #Tesla after enduring Musk's abuse to work on the Apple Car. Also news of Musk peddling #Tesla to Tim Apple & getting rejected. Tesla aping Apple's aesthetics & platform. 2/5 siliconangle.com/2020/12/23/elo…
The reasons for Musk's "leaked" call last night are:
A) Game SEO & steal attention away from @Apple
Musk announced more vaporware with fantasy specs (Robo-van, Model 2 w/o steering wheel). That's why Musk said his Model 2 is coming out in 2023 (vs. Apple Car's 2024). 3/5
Read 5 tweets
2 Sep
When @CMSgov finally probed @Theranos, Elizabeth Holmes doubled down and presented more vaporware ("miniLab") at the AACC.
When @NHTSAgov finally probed #Tesla, Elon Musk doubled down and presented more vaporware ("Dojo", LIDAR-based simulations) at AI Day. $TSLA $TSLAQ 1/5
Both Holmes and Musk use their babies as props to gain sympathy.
Both Holmes and Musk wear all black as part of a curated image.
Both Holmes and Musk cultivate their public image and appearances to echo Steve Jobs.
Both Holmes and Musk use PR firms to pump their "genius".
2/5
Both Holmes and Musk use media appearances to keep up their hype. h/t @tweetmyinbox
Both Holmes and Musk dangle vaporware and make fantastic - but false - promises to raise capital.
Both Holmes and Musk use the Stanford dropout entrepreneur routine. 3/5
Read 5 tweets
1 Sep
What I'd really like to know from @NHTSAgov's request for #Tesla's #Autopilot information:
- Disengagement & crash rates, because if the real data conflicts with what $TSLA has previously told NHTSA to generate the "40% safer" stat... felony! $TSLAQ 1/5
quality-control.us/nhtsa_autopilo…
- "Full Self Driving" data. The letter wants all Level 2 ADAS data, which includes "Full Self Driving" (#Tesla told CA's DMV FSD's at Level 2).
For starters: Why do influencers get "FSD" ahead of regular customers? What's the real disengagement rate? 2/5
- Marketing and public communications. This is HUGE. It's the cornerstone of #Tesla's #Autonowashing fraud. Internal cover-your-ass emails from a general counsel warning "calling it FSD is bad" will make Tesla ripe for Congressional investigation. $TSLA $TSLAQ 3/5
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