Thread by @cicerfics

Still on my older!WWX/younger!LWJ bullshit.

Still on my #omegaLWJseason bullshit.

Still on my 'what if WWX was LXC's best friend' bullshit.

Thinkin' about LWJ, an omega who just turned 18 literally yesterday, doing the absolute MOST to seduce his older brother's BFF.

He's been in love with WWX since FOREVER, and he's been counting down the days until he's no longer jailbait, and now that he's a legal adult he's going to go out there and MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.

RIP to everyone else, but LWJ is gonna get it.

I imagine he moves out of his uncle's house as soon as he hits 18, because he's tryna get LAID and he's gonna need some privacy when that happens. ✌️

And because he's no longer living with his uncle, he can...modify his wardrobe a bit.

LQR is a conservative guy! He wants his little Wangji in extremely modest clothing that covers him from chin to ankle! And LWJ obeyed while he was still living under his uncle's roof!

But WWX drops by to help LWJ unpack things at his new apartment, and LWJ answers the door in a crop top and short-shorts.

WWX promptly chokes on his own spit.

I just enjoy thinking about LWJ flinging himself headfirst at WWX, who is sweating bullets and horny-gripping the armrest of his chair.

"BRO CODE," his mind is screaming. "BRO CODE! THE BRO CODE IS UNBREAKABLE LAW DON'T LOOK DON'T LOOK DON'T LOOK AT HIS THIGHS OH GOD."

LWJ, leaning in close: Now that I have moved out, I am thinking of getting a tattoo.

WWX, physically shaking: O-oh? What kind??

LWJ starts taking off his crop-top to show the spot on his chest where he wants the tattoo.

WWX:

...I imagine LXC has some fun with this, actually.

LXC: How did things go at Wangji's apartment? 😊

WWX: WHAT APARTMENT. WHAT THINGS. THERE WERE NO THINGS AT ANY APARTMENT. WHO IS WANGJI.

LXC: Wangji is so grown-up these days. He tells me he's even thinking of looking for a partner for his next heat. 😉

WWX: HAHA, I HAVE NEVER BEEN A HEAT PARTNER FOR ANY OMEGA EVER. AND I NEVER WOULD. I AM THINKING OF MOVING TO A MONASTERY AND TAKING A VOW OF CELIBACY.

LXC: Oh, by the way! Wangji and I were at the beach yesterday and we took some photos. Here's one of Wangji in his swimsuit. Doesn't he look beautiful?

WWX, hands over his eyes: I AM SURE HE LOOKS PERFECTLY FINE BUT I WOULD NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, HAHA.

Even with LWJ and LXC working together on this, I imagine it takes a while for LWJ to successfully seduce WWX!

WWX has really dug in his heels and told himself that LWJ is Off Limits.

No matter how pretty LWJ looks, no matter how good he smells, no matter how many times LWJ tries to lean way into WWX's personal space (😭😭😭) WWX must Remain Strong.

He must simply Not Perceive his best friend's beautiful little brother!

But I imagine that sooner or later, LWJ does manage to persuade WWX to help him through his heat.

Then WWX has to go to LXC like, "😭😭😭 I'm a villain. I despoiled your brother. You're allowed to hate me forever. Do you want to beat me up? I won't even fight back, I promise!"

LXC just looks at WWX, covered in hickies and bruises and bite marks.

"I see. ...Hm. Are you sure? Are you sure that YOU despoiled HIM?"

Every time WWX mentions his new relationship to anyone, he's like, "I know, I know what you're thinking. 'What a creep', right? What kind of sleazy alpha pursues an omega so much younger than himself? 😔"

Everyone who bore witness to LWJ's seven-month seduction campaign: