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2 Nov, 5 tweets, 2 min read
#omegaLWJseason

OK, yes, I do sincerely love alpha!WWX. But I also think it's very cute if WWX is a scent-blind beta who doesn't even realize that omega!LWJ is trying to make a move on him.
WWX: Ah, if only I was born an alpha. I have no chance with LWJ now. He would never want a beta. 😔

LWJ: *aggressively scent-marking all WWX's stuff, sending out angry pheromones to warn off other omegas, smelling super horny whenever WWX is around*
WWX: If only I had a chance with him! 😔

Everybody else, watching LWJ go 100% feral for WWX:
After they get together, I also think beta!WWX enjoys watching LWJ doing his strange little omega things: nesting, scent-marking, biting etc.

LWJ spends a whole hour rubbing his scent on every single item in WWX's wardrobe. WWX is just like, "Haha, you weirdo (affectionate)."
LWJ makes sure to bite WWX's neck every day.

WWX: Lan Zhan! I'm not like you, I don't have any scent glands there. What is biting supposed to accomplish, anyway? It's unnecessary!

LWJ: ...

LWJ: >:(

LWJ: *bites HARDER*

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2 Nov
I very much enjoy hearing about the wild horny ~adventures~ of alphas and omegas.

But sometimes I like to take the spotlight off them for a minute, and imagine the various betas of the world. Just going about their day in a constant state of
They text each other things like, "I was supposed to get my teeth cleaned. But the new hygienist and the dentist got a whiff of each other's scent, fell in love, made out, and eloped. And nobody cleaned my fucking TEETH, so now I have to wait three weeks for another appointment."
"Oh, you think THAT'S bad? Marsha from Accounting forgot to take her suppressants today, and she and Lia from Graphic Design barricaded themselves in the break-room to fuck it out. We all had to eat our lunch in the parking lot!"
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1 Nov
Still on my older!WWX/younger!LWJ bullshit.

Still on my #omegaLWJseason bullshit.

Still on my 'what if WWX was LXC's best friend' bullshit.

Thinkin' about LWJ, an omega who just turned 18 literally yesterday, doing the absolute MOST to seduce his older brother's BFF.
He's been in love with WWX since FOREVER, and he's been counting down the days until he's no longer jailbait, and now that he's a legal adult he's going to go out there and MAKE THINGS HAPPEN.

RIP to everyone else, but LWJ is gonna get it.
I imagine he moves out of his uncle's house as soon as he hits 18, because he's tryna get LAID and he's gonna need some privacy when that happens. ✌️

And because he's no longer living with his uncle, he can...modify his wardrobe a bit.
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1 Nov
HELP THIS IS TOO MUCH I AM WHEEZING

The first couple months pass, and LWJ is not visibly pregnant, and the Lans are like, "Whew, okay. Dodged THAT one. No embarrassingly 'early' babies this time around!"

And then six months pass, and LWJ is STILL not pregnant.
And the Lans are like, "...Huh. Well, they're still pretty young, so it's for the best that they don't rushing into pregnancy."

And then, finally, it's been a year and a half since the shotgun wedding, and NO BABY, and the Lans are like, "????"
Eventually, some unlucky physician has to investigate and find out what the trouble is. Are they, ahem, having difficulties bringing themselves to completion? Is something causing pain during penetration??
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31 Oct
I am once again thinking of an AU where WWX (and let's say LXC, too!) are about 10-15 years older than LWJ.

Just a situation where WWX is visiting Cloud Recesses to hang with his pal LXC.
They watch four year old LWJ toddle over to them, and they're like "😭😭😭 Look how cute and chubby he is! What a sweet, innocent little baby!"

Meanwhile, LWJ is like, "Ah, yes. There they are. My Huan-ge, and my future husband. :)"
He casually tells LXC that he is going to marry WWX when he's grown up, and LXC and WWX get a good laugh out of that.

So cute! So precocious! It's very sweet that he thinks he should marry one of his brother's closest friends. What a good baby. :')
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31 Oct
...So, wait. In CQL, when WWX and LWJ meet Lan Yi in Cold Pond Cave. They go through a weird timey-wimey thing, right?

Like, it feels that they're only in there for an hour, and then they come out and it turns out they've been missing overnight?
I'm remembering this correctly, right?

I'm honestly way overdue for a CQL rewatch, and some of the CQL-only details are getting a little slippery for me. 😅

I didn't make this up, right? As far as everyone else knows, they were missing overnight?
I am, predictably, thinking of this scene in the context of a/b/o and #omegaLWJseason.

I just think it would be Very Funny if O!LWJ and A!WWX happen to ~disappear~ overnight, and everyone is like 😱😱😱
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30 Oct
#omegaLWJseason

I am very fond of the idea that LWJ always felt alphas simply Smell Bad. After he presented as an omega, he didn't even want to sit next to an alpha because 🤢😖🙄

Keep your STANK away from him, okay??
In fact, he doesn't like the smell of ANYONE except his blood relatives.

During his first few heats, he can't tolerate anyone's scent but LXC's. His brother's scent is calming and it makes him feel safe, but everyone else's scent makes him feel agitated and threatened.
And he just assumes that's How It Will Be for the rest of his life. He'll probably never be able to marry, because other people's smells are Gross, and alpha's scents are Especially Gross, and it's okay because he's Used To Being Alone, etc.
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