Thread by @tomiahonen

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From the BTAAB Belarus Tourism And Asylum Board

Let's talk about the suddenly popular picnic destination for Republican patriots after any fiercely successful insurrection, terrorism & failed coup d'etat

Belarus. The Eric Trump of European countries

Belarus (formerly Byelorussia) was a part of Soviet Union. A landlocked nation, roughly same size as US State of Utah, has population of 9 million

Belarus, dictatorship ruled by Lukashenko, is second poorest nation in Europe, behind just Albania

(MAGA Make Albania Great Again!)

When Vladimir Putin ran for President (after mass-murdering his own citizens, the Chechens in brutal second Chechen War), Putin promised to restore Russia's former borders of its past empire. He promised a return to 'Novorussia' (or Novorossiya)

MRGA Make Russia Great Again

You might not know, but Putin currently has Russian soldiers stationed INSIDE four of his border countries - in long standing conflicts:
Ukraine (Donbass)
Moldova (Transnistra)
Georgia (Ossetia) and
Azerbaian (Karabakh)

Obviously also Putin ANNEXED Crimea from Ukraine

You probably didn't know that IN ADDITION to military way of rebuilding his Novorossiya, Putin is annexing neighboring territory via corruption. He has some degree of control in Kazakhstan, Armenia & Belarus & near succeeded with his dictator-puppet Yanukovych (aided by Manafort)

Which brings us to Belarus! The Louie Gohmert of European countries. Vladimir Putin and his boy Lukashenko have handed Belarus to Putin. The border is open (like EU). The Belarus army is allied with (read: commanded by) Russian army. Russian Ruble is accepted currency

If you are a patriotic red-blooded Repulsican magahatter, domestic terrorist, insurrectionist, cop-killer seditionist who participated in a failed coup d'etat and tourism on the Capitol, hounded by the FBI - Belarus will take you

But it will be worse than house arrest in Moscow

For any patriotic Repulsican, maganutter domestic terrorist, insurrectionist, cop killer, intenational fugitive and picnic tourist to the Capitol building, we now offer the latest Magahat

MAGA Make Asylum Great Again
Sponsored by Belarus
#MakeAsylumGreatAgain

#MAGA2024 #MAGA

AMAZING GRACE

Amazing chase
The creep is found
To Minsk he walked to flee
In Belarus he ran aground
His life has ceased to be

The FBI will hunt him down
His assets seized you see
He cannot move
Passport revoked
An outlaw fugitive

When he’s been there
Ten thousand days..