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11 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
cw: implied mpreg

I am thinking about NieLan having a baby (LJY), and NHS and LWJ having an all-out WAR to determine who will be the Favorite Uncle.
LWJ wins...at least with LJY. Maybe NHS becomes the favorite with the next baby.

But even so, NHS holds a grudge against LWJ until his dying day. LWJ stole the position of Favorite Uncle to Da-ge's eldest child! Some crimes are simply unforgivable, you know.😡🔪
NHS: A-Yi, come here! Don't you want me to teach you painting?

LJY, clinging to LWJ's leg: No! I want to learn martial arts!

NHS, incurably dramatic: ...My Own Flesh And Blood Has Betrayed Me.
LJY's little sister: Shushu. I want to paint. :)

NHS: ...

NHS: *picks her up*

NHS: *walks away briskly while whispering in her ear*

NHS: I am leaving you my ENTIRE inheritance, and leaving your brother NOTHING. Don't tell anyone.

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12 Dec
#omegaLWJseason

I like to think that A-Yuan is also an omega, and he and LWJ sometimes nest together! As he grows up, he mostly stops doing that. But sometimes, particularly after WWX's return, LSZ joins his parents in their nest for Cozy Family Time.
I also think that sometimes (particularly when LSZ's heat is coming up) LWJ gets a bit Feral and Overprotective.

He even boots WWX out of the nest! (Temporarily!)

ONLY nest with baby. ONLY protect baby. No one else allowed. No alphas. Go away. Don't touch Baby or he will bite!
WWX and LJY have to mope around the courtyard together for a few days.

LWJ no care them. :( He kick them like the football. :( They're not allowed to poke their heads in the room to say hi to LSZ. :( If they try it, they'll get bitten by Omegaji. :(
Read 15 tweets
11 Dec
Thanks to several big-brained folks on the timeline, I am currently OBSESSED with the idea of a modern AU where LQR is desperately trying to get LWJ married to WWX.
LWJ brings home his friend from college for a visit. LQR asks a few questions and takes one look at WWX. He goes through a whole mental checklist:

✅ Chinese
✅ Speaks fluent Mandarin
✅ High school valedictorian
✅ Third-year student at MIT
✅ Studying to be an engineer
And he immediately start pestering the two of them to get engaged.

Bonus points if they're not even dating, so they both do a spit-take when LQR asks when they plan to marry.
Read 4 tweets
8 Dec
...Anyway! I really do think that when WWX and LWJ have a baby, their various family members just casually abduct the baby whenever they please.

WWX goes to pick the kid up from daycare, and the daycare provider is just like, "Umm...but his uncle picked him up four hours ago??"
WWX whips out his phone, and sure enough, there are Instagram pictures of JC and JYL at Disneyland. A-Yuan and A-Ling are both wearing Mickey ears. The picture was posted twenty minutes ago.
Or, LXC comes over for a visit while A-Yuan is napping. He excuses himself to use the restroom.

Ten minutes later, LWJ gets confused and goes looking for his brother. Both A-Yuan and his brother have vanished!

LWJ, texting furiously: You said you were using the bathroom.
Read 8 tweets
6 Dec
Man...I was just bodyslammed with a thought...about LQR taking baby LWJ to visit his dad in seclusion.

I don't remember if we ever get confirmation about how often the Twin Jades actually saw their dad? We know it was monthly visits to Mama Lan, but I don't remember about QHJ??
Was this ever specified in any version of canon...? I don't remember.

I just headcanon that it wasn't that often, maybe once or twice a year. Awkward stilted visits where the Twin Jades mostly just sit there, while LQR tells QHJ about their education and accomplishments.
Anyway. I just have this mental image of baby LWJ crying during one of the visits, and QHJ awkwardly reaching out for him.

But Babyji only cries HARDER because he doesn't know this guy!! And he doesn't stop crying until LQR picks him up and puts him on his lap.
Read 4 tweets
19 Nov
#omegaLWJseason

Concepts where Omegaji decides, "Fuck it, I'm gonna have a baby on my own" are so important to me.

...Also, I really enjoy the idea of Alphaxian meeting LWJ only after he's reached his final form of World's Biggest MILF/DILF.
Like! I just want WWX to be a Little League coach or something!

He bonds with cute little A-Yuan, but he hasn't met A-Yuan's dad yet. He knows the dad is an omega and a single parent, but A-Yuan is usually dropped off/picked up by his uncle.
Then, one afternoon, LWJ gets out of work early and picks up A-Yuan himself.

He steps out of his minivan, five months pregnant with Baby #2, probably wearing yoga pants or something.

WWX promptly explodes into a hundred million horny little pieces.
Read 4 tweets
18 Nov
WWX absolutely ghostwrote this, and he's RIGHT.
Also, this is NOT a funny time in canon. But now I'm imagining LXC privately confiding in NMJ about LWJ's offenses/punishment, and NMJ jumping on Team LWJ Did Nothing Wrong.
Sounds like those elders were WEAK, Xichen! They should've spent more time on their gainz and less time in the library, huh!! If LWJ was able to beat them all up at once, that's THEIR fault, and they should be ashamed of themselves!!!
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