#omegaLWJseason
Tonight, I'm thinking of a modern-cultivators AU where Alphaxian is trying to woo Omegaji through Traditional Methods and it's...not going well. 😬
Tonight, I'm thinking of a modern-cultivators AU where Alphaxian is trying to woo Omegaji through Traditional Methods and it's...not going well. 😬
He tries to show off what a great hunter he is!
But it turns out LWJ is a vegetarian and loves small fluffy animals, and he recoils in horror and disgust when WWX presents him with his latest kill.
But it turns out LWJ is a vegetarian and loves small fluffy animals, and he recoils in horror and disgust when WWX presents him with his latest kill.
WWX tries to display his prowess in cultivation tournaments and night-hunts!
But he comes in second...right behind LWJ himself, who managed to take down one (1) more yao than WWX did.
But he comes in second...right behind LWJ himself, who managed to take down one (1) more yao than WWX did.
WWX tries to offer the very finest in nesting materials!
But LWJ has sensory issues, and that expensive and handcrafted blanket is Too Scratchy for his liking.
But LWJ has sensory issues, and that expensive and handcrafted blanket is Too Scratchy for his liking.
I just like to imagine WWX running around frantically, trying to impress LWJ and woo him PROPERLY, while his schemes keep blowing up in his face.
...I don't know what finally works.
Half of me says, "Obviously, he finds a nest of abandoned baby bunnies and brings them to LWJ."
...I don't know what finally works.
Half of me says, "Obviously, he finds a nest of abandoned baby bunnies and brings them to LWJ."
If so, WWX doesn't even intend it as a courting gesture! It's not even a present! He just found these little orphaned bunnies, and he doesn't know what to do with them, and maybe LWJ knows how to save them???
He's very surprised when LWJ goes 😍🥰💘
He's very surprised when LWJ goes 😍🥰💘
The other half of me says, "WWX just snaps one day and pounces on LWJ, or vice versa."
If the former, I'm sure WWX feels incredibly guilty and ashamed afterward. His plans are ruined forever! LWJ would never want such a disrespectful alpha! 😔
(Surprise: LWJ is into that shit!)
If the former, I'm sure WWX feels incredibly guilty and ashamed afterward. His plans are ruined forever! LWJ would never want such a disrespectful alpha! 😔
(Surprise: LWJ is into that shit!)
If the latter, I think LWJ is just horny and tired of these inept attempts at wooing, and he wants to move this courtship ALONG.
FEWER grand gestures! MORE kissing and groping! NO scratchy blankets or deer carcasses, ONLY [redacted]! Let's get this show on the road, WWX!
FEWER grand gestures! MORE kissing and groping! NO scratchy blankets or deer carcasses, ONLY [redacted]! Let's get this show on the road, WWX!
He doesn't want WWX to beat him in the next tournament. He only wants WWX to hurry up and put a baby in him. >:(
WWX, when he realizes his courting gestures failed but he's still gonna get it:
WWX, when he realizes his courting gestures failed but he's still gonna get it:
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