Thread by @delaneykingrox

Vikings episode bingo

□Parents playing with their kids
□Ragnar eating
□Bros being bros
□Ambitious dude shows up
□Ginger dude roars
□homosexually charged staring
□sacred oaths swarn on rings that everyone, and I mean literally everyone breaks ten minutes later
□slo mo

□the 'Vikings have weird casual sex scene'
□the one hot sex scene
□ that one cart everyone abandons during a raid.
□Ragnar goes to smile then stops himself.
□That one bit of mythology per episode being explained in a story.
□two pigs heads on table
□accepting fate scene

□bit of battle that someone yells shield wall but that one guy gets an arrow in shoulder and throws himself forward.
□bit of battle where the sound goes out whilst someone looks around at bad shit
□bit of battle where everyone vanishes except for people talking

□Todays double cross where everyone is surprised
□Todays double cross where nobody is surprised
□Revenge sworn by person
□overweight character does something whilst disgusting drunk
□slow mo spiritual bit
□Scandinavian band of the week as extras

□RED HOT OBJECT applied to skin
□Willing Sacrifice
□Blood spray on face
□Blood flicked on face
□Ye Olde Drugge Trippe
□Madness and mystics connected
□People in different scenes somehow know something is happening like 500 miles away

□that one dude in the ocre hood just behind protagonist gets fucked by an axe
□Rollo gets his shirt off
□Lagatha takes no shit all season but suddenly accepts abuse for no reason.
□Marry, Fuck, Kill all at once.

□Cut to the new foreign country characters you don't give a shit about
□bit about "am I fated or is there free will?"
□seer mocks customers for asking him to literally just do his job.
□Rhys Meyers... can't deliver... long dialogue... in bursts of... three syllables.

□I love you brother. I WILL KILL YOU BROTHERS.
□Hero being abusive to partner
□"I am with Childe" dude puts hand/head on stomach
□graphic gutting of animal
□saves main character but doesn't know why, says doesn't know. Is just so they can have a scene.

□characters able to recognise and talk to people on other side of battlefield.
□shield wall! (One guy still gets arrow)
□people with shields retreating from archers without using shield

□second wave of archers that would have been better as first wave

□Ragnar staggers back a step when deciding what to do.

□It's your fault we are in this (boat/hut/country/cell/vagina)

□juxtaposing "barbaric" practices with modern Christian practices making you go hmmm

□Bjorn does this tongue thing

□stock crow blinking eye shot

□hesitant skol

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