Okay so fun word stuff. The Swedish Jarl being blood eagled is Borg, the name means fort or stronghold it comes from earlier words for "mound" or "mountain", hence 'Iceberg'. words like German burg (city) English Borough and so forth.
So he was literally...
Broke Back Mountain
So he was literally...
Broke Back Mountain
Lawgiver: Jarl Borg, the gods have spoken, your fate is...
Borg: blood eagle. I get it.
Lawgiver: I'm sorry, it is just too funny.
Borg: yes for like the one chick who got the joke.
Borg: blood eagle. I get it.
Lawgiver: I'm sorry, it is just too funny.
Borg: yes for like the one chick who got the joke.
Borg: seer, what is my fate?
Seer: your fame will sleep, until the artist who turns light into monsters writes upon her magic stone and tells the world
Borg: I don't understand.
Seer: nobody will. But the cow herd cannot quit you.
Borg: what?
Seer: LICK MY PALM BITCH
Seer: your fame will sleep, until the artist who turns light into monsters writes upon her magic stone and tells the world
Borg: I don't understand.
Seer: nobody will. But the cow herd cannot quit you.
Borg: what?
Seer: LICK MY PALM BITCH
Borg: what is my fate?
Seer:(in Old English) geezer, you're well fucked, innit?
Borg: Delaney! Get out of my robes.
Delaney: (in Old English) you hog all the good palm licks, ya old scrote.
Seer:(in Old English) geezer, you're well fucked, innit?
Borg: Delaney! Get out of my robes.
Delaney: (in Old English) you hog all the good palm licks, ya old scrote.
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